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First 2012 Presidential debate questions revealed

A devious blogger has obtained the list of questions the media will be asking at the first 2012 presidential debate. A sample: To President Obama: Who is your favorite Beatle? To Republican: Why don’t you go jump off a bridge? A big one.? Unexpectedly, the Republican candidate’s answers will be disrupted by a guy with a mustache making farting noises off stage. Pity, that.

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View Comments (4)

Cecilia Anne De la Pena says:

September 12, 2011 at 1:24 am

hi! i'm from PI..:)
- DefHarryMelon says:
  
  September 12, 2011 at 4:54 am
  
  Greetings Ms. De la Pena. I'm from USA, northern midwest region. Growing up my family doctor was Filipino. I have known many other Filipinos since then.
Cecilia Anne De la Pena says:

September 12, 2011 at 1:23 am

hi! i'm from the philippines.. :)
- danybhoy says:
  
  September 12, 2011 at 3:39 am
  
  Hi, I'm from Minnesota.