French Foreign Minister: “500 days to avoid climate chaos”

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• He's right! Cuz Goreacle said all the polar ice would be gone by 2014, and its...now...uh... never mind.

  peu de poulet dit: le ciel tombe! le ciel tombe!
  (chicken little said: the sky is falling! the sky is falling!)

  Gotta love Google Translate, can't vouch for the grammar and structure though. Shouldn't have slept through French class as a kid, I guess.

  • Chicken little a dit : le ciel est en baisse ! le ciel est en baisse

    via bing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnp4kj5lLOU

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    GathKingLeppbertI
    1 second ago

    Foxy loxy shows more than a passing resemblance to al bore.

    And that rooster looks like any number of red neck democrat klanner types. 

• In zee French Military, we are trained to wet our pants and run zee other way.Just like zee French politicians....zee sky is falling, zee sky is falling, about face! Urinate at will and run....

  • That's why their uniforms have dark pants.

  • Poor Will.

    • it JUST now occurred to me, praps cuz of poppaj's comment, Will's actually got nothing to be much concerned about.

• Total bullshit!

• http://josepjroca.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/oh-noes-everybody-panic.gif

  • HA! thanks i needed that.

    • Glad to oblige!

• They meant 500 days before their massive debt caches up with them, and if they can't charge the masses carbon taxes, they be screwed!!!!

  • https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGFWGbNTpqUq9iEwDzZA9IhZ37QlDL5Ha-aEOY7KwLtsnL0tqY

    the following link is interesting, is anybody familiar with it? Is it based on OT promises?
    http://allfaith.com/graphics/eretzisraelmapsm.jpg

    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eretz_Israel

      Scroll down to the section, Biblical interpretations of the borders.

      That's what it looks like.

      • That's what I remembered. so it oughta be called ersatz_Israel. then.

• More of the brainwashing propaganda scheme since "Gorebal Warming" did not catch on like the UN propagandists anticipated. Now "Climate Change" will/has found itself in elementary school books, the start of the propaganda chain. I have news for everyone, man does not control the weather, only God does.

  • The LORD works out everything to its proper end-- even the wicked for a day of disaster.

• France's smug emissions footprint needs a bootprint

• This minister spends too much time sampling the grape vintage with cheeses to make a coherent comment.

• The only chaos the French know is a full retreat.

  • Aboooooouuuuut Face!
    FORWAAAAARRRRD, RUN!!!

• "It is unclear what the foreign minister had in mind with the 500 days. However, France is scheduled to host the "21st Conference of the Parties on Climate Change" in December 2015, about 565 days from now."

  Why do they always have their global warming meetings in the winter??? Makes for some awkward photos. It's like planning the winter olympics in July.

  I guess these big wigs can't be convinced to abandon their summer vacations in July and August.

  • They did schedule the Summer Olympics in the Winter. Australia. Spring began midway through the games.

    2000 Sidney Games (15 September and 1 October 2000)

    Spring Equinox was 22 September.