A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £8,500 in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their marriage. The economies of Europe are collapsing but the enlightened gubbermints there can take time out from their busy schedule of FAILURE to diddle with married folks’ diddling. BTW, WHO defines how much is enough? Is it the same amount in Germany as in France or Belgium? Was the amount agreed to in the Maastricht Treaty? Does this give anyone a clue as to WHY Europe is failing? Anyone? Bueller?


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My "old lady" gets better with age. Its me that needs a slap up-side the head from time to time.
Luckily I have two daughters that tell me when I'm screwing up.
I respect your "ole lady"slang. They become 'iresistable mistresses' if you respect them well. LOL.
He should've persuaded her join a swinger's club. But, maybe she was too fugly for that too. My wife isn't the fox she was 26 yrs. ago but milage does funny things to people.
Hey, those swinger's clubs can be a lot of fun.
And you wonder why France surrenders in the first 15 minutes of a war...
I guess the U.S. government doesn't owe me a thing. They've been screwing my brains out every April 15th for the past three decades!
She should have just called Dominique Strauss-Kahn.