From the department of unhealthy obsessions over food.

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• Careful kids...this Principle is not serving PB&J sandwiches....but, rather...shit sandwiches - and on toast! :-)

• So, I make a delicious PB&J martini at work. Seriously folks, it's great. So if I were to refuse to sell it to black customers and get sued (rightfully so). Is this whopping dumbfuck of a principal going to testify on my behalf telling people it's all in the name of embracing cultural diversity? Never mind, she probably would and given the fact that I would never be such an ignorant dumbass it's a moot point.

  • Hmm pb&j martini? How 'bout a BLT Bloody Mary? Been playing around with some of the bacon vodkas, spicy V-8, traditional, but you're the pro. Any pointers? Looks like we have breakfast and lunch taken care of, now about dinner...

    • Ghost, the only thing that comes to mind, is the Bakon brand vodka and Zing Zang bloody mary mix. It really is the best mix on the market. And even better than homemade. I don't think lettuce is a great garnish though. Grilled asparagus makes a good alternative to celery though. Have fun experimenting.

    • How about a pulled pork Cosmopolitan?
      Oh, wait. Pulled pork must be racist.

• So what is this complete idiot suggesting as a replacement, Chitterlings and Collared Greens?

• Wait Jimmy Carter grew peanuts! That must mean he is racist.

• They say it's a "cultural' issue more than anything, but I betcha they're the same hags that ponce on about "ignorant Americans" who go into a Chinese restaurant and ask for a fork instead of using chopsticks. You see how it works?

  "Dark skin good, white skin bad!"

  • Yeah, the same kind that goes into shitfits when I go into a Popeye's and ask for only dark meat. It blows their minds.

    • So, go to KFC instead. They never complain when I ask for only dark meat.

• Reckon how much this "program" cost? Was this a shovel ready job for some moron to put the "program" together? Was this money not needed at the moment for the purpose of actually teaching kids?

  • Remember, kids, bullshit *is* a shovel-ready substance!

• PROGRAMS!! Get you program here! Can't tell what's racist and what's not without your program.

  • Oh, it's easy to tell what's racist and what's not. If a liberal says it or does it, it can't possibly racist. If a conservative, or heaven forbid, a libertarian does it, it is by nature racist.

    • And if a black says it-like Ms Principal here, it isnt racist bot if anyone ELSE says ot, its racist as hell. Sounds like the entie state school system needs to attend diversity training. WHITES ARE PEOPLE TOO!

  • ROFLMAO.

• I'd send pb&j with my kids every day.

• MMMM--how 'bout a PB&J on a tortilla, wrapped in a pita, surrounded by filo dough. Is that diverse enough for you moronic progressives?

  • I love PB&J on a tortilla! I like to add Doritos or Fritos to it for extra crunch.

• Native Americans turned away from drum classes? They must have too much "white skin privlege".

  Principal Guterriz sounds like a mini-Stalin, brainwashing her teachers and students. She's also a racist dressed in "equity" glad rags.