FujiFilm has new material that generates electricity from the human body. Once they start making clothing out of this stuff, everybody will be a walking power plant. And since bigger people will presumbably generate more power, Michael Moore and Al Gore will finally be worthwhile human beings.


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I still have quite a bit left over from when I got electrocuted.
You can extend the range of your electric car by recharging it while you drive!
Maybe you can now get 41 miles out of a charge!
We finally found a use for most Commiecrats.
Ha! Ha! I got a real charge out this!
I see you have both positive and negative ratings.
At least currently.
Wire you doubting yourself? Assume your charge will stay balanced and act accordingly.
Maybe he's trying to keep himself grounded.
Is Crowley AC or DC?
AC/DC
It's probably a derivative of graphene. This stuff is going to revolutionize electronics and technology in general.
Its only a movie but ----- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTt6-8l80dU
A new job option in the Obama economy: "Become a D-cell! No experience necessary! On the job training! ANY college degree welcome!"
Crowley could finally contribute to the community.
He is never outside the basement enough to generate anything besides some obnoxious gas.