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FujiFilm has new material that generates electricity from the human body. Once they start making clothing out of this stuff, everybody will be a walking power plant. And since bigger people will presumbably generate more power, Michael Moore and Al Gore will finally be worthwhile human beings.

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flashingscotsman
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February 26, 2013 10:28 am

I still have quite a bit left over from when I got electrocuted.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 25, 2013 11:03 pm

You can extend the range of your electric car by recharging it while you drive!
Maybe you can now get 41 miles out of a charge!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 25, 2013 7:29 pm

We finally found a use for most Commiecrats.

CO2Insanity
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February 25, 2013 7:12 pm

Ha! Ha! I got a real charge out this!

JPTravis
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February 25, 2013 7:48 pm

I see you have both positive and negative ratings.

CO2Insanity
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February 25, 2013 8:23 pm

At least currently.

JPTravis
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February 25, 2013 9:07 pm

Wire you doubting yourself? Assume your charge will stay balanced and act accordingly.

Joe
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Joe
February 25, 2013 10:33 pm

Maybe he’s trying to keep himself grounded.

flashingscotsman
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February 26, 2013 10:27 am

Is Crowley AC or DC?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 26, 2013 5:35 pm

AC/DC

BigChinoDon
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BigChinoDon
February 25, 2013 5:59 pm

It’s probably a derivative of graphene. This stuff is going to revolutionize electronics and technology in general.

Neo-7
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Neo-7
February 25, 2013 4:42 pm

Its only a movie but —– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTt6-8l80dU

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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February 25, 2013 3:55 pm

A new job option in the Obama economy: “Become a D-cell! No experience necessary! On the job training! ANY college degree welcome!”

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 25, 2013 11:01 pm

Crowley could finally contribute to the community.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
February 26, 2013 8:18 pm

He is never outside the basement enough to generate anything besides some obnoxious gas.

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