George Lopez says he’ll move to Mexico if Sarah Palin wins the presidency in 2012.
This, of course, would give Lopez the rare opportunity to be the unfunniest comedian in two countries. Seriously, has this guy ever made you laugh? Even once?
Don’t let the door hit you in the culo on the way out, pinche puto.
(This is the first time we’ve ever been able to use the extensive Spanish vocabulary we picked up during our childhood years on Southern California playgrounds.)
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This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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Good can't stand that jerk, let him go the cartel drug lords can wine and dine him before they take his head off and put it in a bag.
I watched a minute or two of his show once...at first I thought it was a long boring commercial--it was never funny.
Right on! A two-fer!
What makes Mr.Lopez think Mexico wants him..... its not like he is skilled labor or anything.
VIVA SARAH!
Mike, you dumb ass, so health care passed huh? Those fk wads that snuck it in don't even know what's in it.
DANG! No one here seems to like you. Well Adios pendejo! No one really likes your show besides the people you pay to go see you anyways, lol. Hope you like the mexican lifestyle puto. LOL, that place is a $hiT hole anyways.
...and I'm still waiting for fat ass Rush Limbaugh to leave because health care passed. Promise, promises...
It may take a while Mike - Rush has to get at the end of the line behind all the leftie whack-jobs that haven't left yet...Redford was supposed to go, I remember a fund was set-up to pay for his plane ticket. Babs is still trolling around Hollyvoid and Tommy Cruise just fricken won't go no matter how unsafe us rednecks make it for him.
Promises, promises - eh Mike?
Damn, looks like i'm gonna have to change my name. I was just scrolling through the "recent conversations" on the right and saw a reply to Mike from John and thought," whoa when did I become a supporter of obamacare?". Scared me for a minute.
Yea that's happened to me too Mike, because we're using our common names. My remark was for dumd ass Mike not you.
Not a problem, I just kinda freaked when I thought I had gone all commie without my own knowledge or consent.
I bet you never even heard Rush Limbaugh, And Hes not going anywhere til he says so or the goverment cuts him off the air. Thats what the liberals in other countries do. And they are called communist, Healthcare DID NOT PASS, it was forced upon us, like communist leaders do. You commi ba$tard, you should follow George lopez too.
That would be a dam shame if lopez and all the rest of hollywood left the country, yawn.
I certainly would not miss him or most of the Hollywood elite. they can all go to...well anywhere but here.
Who the he!! cares where you go to live. JUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!