George Lopez says he’ll move to Mexico if Sarah Palin wins the presidency in 2012. This, of course, would give Lopez the rare opportunity to be the unfunniest comedian in two countries. Seriously, has this guy ever made you laugh? Even once? Don’t let the door hit you in the culo on the way out, pinche puto.
George Lopez says he’ll move to Mexico if Sarah Palin wins the presidency in 2012.
This, of course, would give Lopez the rare opportunity to be the unfunniest comedian in two countries. Seriously, has this guy ever made you laugh? Even once?
Don’t let the door hit you in the culo on the way out, pinche puto.
(This is the first time we’ve ever been able to use the extensive Spanish vocabulary we picked up during our childhood years on Southern California playgrounds.)
H/T: WeaselZippers.us
George Lopez, the well-known unfunny comedian who called Sarah Palin a bitch on his ratings-challenged late night TV show last week, looks like he may be like he may be the target of a little name calling.
George Lopez, the well-known unfunny comedian who called Sarah Palin a bitch on his ratings-challenged late night TV show last week, looks like he may be like he may be the target of a little name calling.
The New York Post has the deadbeat details:
The highly paid host of TBS’s “Lopez Tonight” has allegedly been welshing for more than a year and a half on $21,000 he owes to Joe Torre’s Safe at Home Foundation, which helps battered women and their kids.
Lopez, an avid golfer, participated in the charity outing at Trump National Golf Club in Briarcliff Manor in Westchester on July 15, 2008, along with Bill Clinton, Mayor Bloomberg, Yogi Berra, Billy Crystal, Bob Gibson, Ron Darling, Joe Girardi and Rudy Giuliani.
As the auction was ending after dinner in the clubhouse, Donald Trump spoke to the club’s executive vice president, Dan Scavino. “Donald said, ‘Let’s raise some more money for Joe’s cause. Why don’t you go up there and auction off a one-year honorary membership to the club?’ ” Scavino told us.
The club’s initiation fee is $300,000, and annual dues are $18,000. Scavino started the bidding at $5,000 and it rose to $20,000. “The guy in front of me was literally taking out his checkbook for the $20,000,” Scavino said. “I was about to say ‘Going once, going twice,’ when I get a bid from the back of the room. It was Lopez,” who upped the ante by $1,000.
While bidders for other prizes paid up immediately, Lopez didn’t, Scavino said. And when he was asked for payment later, he said, “I’ll send you a check.”
To nudge Lopez into paying, Scavino e-mailed him in December, offering to extend the membership through the 2009 season, but never received a reply.
“Several attempts by the foundation have been unsuccessful in getting the money,” a source said. “I think Lopez made that bid just to show off in front of the crowd and to impress Donald Trump.”
Anyone know how to say “leftist deadbeat” in Spanish?
Source: New York Post
