Global warming scientists discover oldest living creature

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• I used to go to San Francisco once in a while to get a case of clams........Last time we went my sister in law bought a new two piece beach outfit..a pail and a shovel.....that picture looks like clam hooters....I wonder if clams think about sex?.....or do they just clam up......thanks I'll be here all week, and don't forget the buffet......

  • Raw clams on the half shell? YUMMY!!

    • EEEEEWWWWWWWWW

      • idk... if you knew sushi, like i know sushi...
        :)

      • Aren't you supposed to be at work at 7:46 am?
        How are you going to get off early and call me if you're not in on time?

        • Nag, nag, nag.

        • MUWAH!

• Have the idiot researchers tried to blame the Clam's demise on globull warming yet?

  • Exactly what I was thinking.

  • I know you were being sarcastic, but I can almost guarantee they are.

• Meh, it's a freaking clam. Did they at least eat it?

  • The only thing that is 500 years old is a small part of the shell - which never was alive to begin with. The living clam would be just as fresh and tasty as any other - except clams are one of the few critters that I have discovered that I am really allergic to. Why couldn't I be allergic to beets instead?

    • Damn wingater, that sux! If I couldn't eat clams, I'd be real upset.

    • What are you saying, that a younger clam moved into the older clam's shell? A hermit clam?

      • No, not a hermit clam, more like an illegal alien squatter clam. The kind that just move into abandoned clam shells and hide from the USDA ICE and further run down the sea floor neighborhood, while they grift and leech off of the legal puffer fish, bluegills, haddock, Louisiana shrimp and other legal resident fish and at the same time send all of their under the table pearls back to China, or Mexico, or wherever.

        • That doesn't sound appetizing at all, but it was funny!

        • http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wilderness-resources/photos/the-worlds-10-oldest-living-trees/methuselah

          this fella could be next...

        • http://www.wftv.com/news/news/woman-admits-she-burned-down-senator/nK7cc/

          Research!! ;)

        • Well how 'bout dat?!? She's gonna go to prison and we'll be paying for her room and board and she'll get all the sex and drugs she wants and there will be enough light that she won't have to burn down the gym.

        • The crack head torched the WRONG 'Senator'!

        • Should have been Babs Boxer!

        • Watch the video, she's one ugly bitch!

        • Meth will do that to you...

        • 26? dayum. 260 more like. preciousssssss indeed.

        • When the jacket came off her face, the first thought that ran through my mind was "she looks like Gollum".

• What? They wouldn't do that, this, the most transparent and ethical admin. in history, would they?

  http://pjmedia.com/blog/is-epa-trying-to-skew-climate-change-study-for-the-obama-administration/

• This reminds me of the story a few months ago about the rare bird spotted in Britain which was promptly shredded by a wind turbine as hundreds of birders watched in shock.

• Every time I try to click a link to the daily mail, I get some tea and kittens crap popping up.

  • I like tea, but not as much as I like kittens ;-)

    • I REALLY like the kitty! ;-)

      • OMG, you didn't just say that!!!!

        • Yes, I did!
          :-P
          You should know me by now. I can't resist a good setup.

        • *Bangs head on desk*

        • kinky.

        • Right there on the desk, huh?

        • HAHAHAHAHA

        • MUWAH!!!

        • Hah! Absolutely.

        • Thx for the coffee, you did put a couple shots of Bailey's in it, right?

        • Don't let her fool you, she's up because she has to go to work!
          She has a lousy schedule, Fri-Tue morning shift.

        • Here, have some [_]3 while you feed the critters, fresh pot.

        • My little princess was meowing in my ear that it's time for breakfast. >^..^<

        • The heck are you doing up @ 6a.m. on a Sunday?

        • :-D

        • Yeah, he did. You can't take him anywhere!

        • BWAHAHAHAHA!

  • Looks like a Continental thing at first blush oodd

    "Tea and kittens deployed to defeat Daily Mail and Express"
    -Browser add-on blocks “unpleasant” papers

    http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2011/09/block-link-kittens-tea-daily

    • Thanks ghost, found and disabled.

    • So not a virus, but similar to a virus. He should be able to deactivate it if it's an add-on.

  • That's weird. I just clicked on the link again and it works fine. Hope you don't have a virus.

    • Will run a scan tonight