Global Warming threatens Super Bowl

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Global Warming threatens Super Bowl. With the U.S. experiencing record low temps and another cold front on the way, the NFL is threatening to re-schedule the game. We say, “Dont wussy out, NFL! Here’s a better idea: gather up the six biggest-mouthed climate alarmists, strip them naked, and make them run a hundred-yard dash at half time. It’ll be a ratings bonanza.”

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • I want to see 4-6 inches of with, & a bit of wind to blow it around. Just a bit of a blizzard for all of the high rollers who get to attend Super Bowls rather then the fans.

      • Fair point, I went to a CFL game in Winnipeg, final week of the regular season & froze my ass off, But I enjoyed it. But please do tell me if anything has been romanticized more then "the frozen tundra of...". Football is played in crappy weather, & if the NFL wants to roll the dice with a game in an open air stadium in a cold weather climate, that's on the NFL & nobody else.

        • used to freeze my ass off watching the Bills back in the 80s & early 90s.. Kinda thought I hated it sometimes, back then, but good memories now

        • They broke their own by-laws to do it too. Curious when the decision was made and why (besides $) because I know the next three cities are already decided, Ariz. SF & NO.

        • That's why I'm happy to watch it at home. Better seats, better view, warm and cozy, and MUCH cheaper beer and food!

    • I'm dreaming of a field frozen solid so everybody is slipping and sliding and that asshat Sherman can't cover anyone.

  • If they had only consulted the proper green experts. Fans could have been mandated to arrive by EVs and pre-purchase carbon credits. Then when the game turned out cold and miserable it would just be weather, not AGW, and you can feel good.

  • Having grown up in NJ, I could have told them that Feb is the coldest month of the year in NJ and the wind screams! That stadium is notorious for wind on a nice day. Scheduling the Super Bowl in an open stadium is plain stupid.

  • I hope a blizzard blows in on the game. Sorry, i just don't see the logic of playing the championship game in an outdoor stadium, on the east coast, in February. Dumb decisions deserve punishment. I also hope they never get another big game like this in the future. 1.6 billion spent on a non-domed stadium? The planners were aware of the winters up there, right?

  • You have to wonder WTF they were thinking having it anywhere in the north during the winter that isn't a covered stadium.

  • Lessee...Al Gore, Michael Mann, the ICC idiot who writes bad pr0n and flies CHARTERED PLANES to cricket matches...