Global Warming threatens Super Bowl. With the U.S. experiencing record low temps and another cold front on the way, the NFL is threatening to re-schedule the game. We say, “Dont wussy out, NFL! Here’s a better idea: gather up the six biggest-mouthed climate alarmists, strip them naked, and make them run a hundred-yard dash at half time. It’ll be a ratings bonanza.”


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I want to see 4-6 inches of with, & a bit of wind to blow it around. Just a bit of a blizzard for all of the high rollers who get to attend Super Bowls rather then the fans.
Honestly Dany, I'm a fan, but wouldn't want to sit there freezing my ass off to watch the game.
Fair point, I went to a CFL game in Winnipeg, final week of the regular season & froze my ass off, But I enjoyed it. But please do tell me if anything has been romanticized more then "the frozen tundra of...". Football is played in crappy weather, & if the NFL wants to roll the dice with a game in an open air stadium in a cold weather climate, that's on the NFL & nobody else.
used to freeze my ass off watching the Bills back in the 80s & early 90s.. Kinda thought I hated it sometimes, back then, but good memories now
Lake effect snow. That was always fun to watch... on TV.
They broke their own by-laws to do it too. Curious when the decision was made and why (besides $) because I know the next three cities are already decided, Ariz. SF & NO.
That's why I'm happy to watch it at home. Better seats, better view, warm and cozy, and MUCH cheaper beer and food!
Yep, but minus the beer. I allergic to the stuff.
Oh hell! That has got to suck!
What do you drink?
Poppa-Trying to cut back on soda. But as for adult beverages, I like Smirnoff Ice, & I do enjoy a Mike's Hard Lemonade as well. Can't drink beer though, & I really don't miss it.
Yeah, minus the beer. That stuff tastes terrible. I can't even stand the smell of it. If I want alcohol, which isn't often, I drink mead.
Ok, honey, whatever you'd like. And I'm not a serf I'm a peon.
Is that before or after you collect taxes from the serfs?
I'm dreaming of a field frozen solid so everybody is slipping and sliding and that asshat Sherman can't cover anyone.
If they had only consulted the proper green experts. Fans could have been mandated to arrive by EVs and pre-purchase carbon credits. Then when the game turned out cold and miserable it would just be weather, not AGW, and you can feel good.
AlGored wasn't available, he was shoveling his driveway.
Manbearpig has Illegals to do his shoveling, that is when he isn't molesting them during massages.
I wasn't going to watch it anyway.
49'ers blew it. I'll watch Law & Order reruns or something.
49ers? Who's that? I wasn't going to watch it because it's a ball game.
Having grown up in NJ, I could have told them that Feb is the coldest month of the year in NJ and the wind screams! That stadium is notorious for wind on a nice day. Scheduling the Super Bowl in an open stadium is plain stupid.
I hope a blizzard blows in on the game. Sorry, i just don't see the logic of playing the championship game in an outdoor stadium, on the east coast, in February. Dumb decisions deserve punishment. I also hope they never get another big game like this in the future. 1.6 billion spent on a non-domed stadium? The planners were aware of the winters up there, right?
These planners are idiots. Why build a stadium there, after all, we were assured that all of NYC would be under water by now. Unfortunately, it didnt happen.
It's in NJ.
Next to a dump.
Instead of met-life stadium shouldn't it be Waste-Management stadium
HOw do you tell where the dump ends and East Rutherford begins?
The dividing line is route 17.
Yep.
I drove by there one time on the way from Newark Airport. One thing I liked is I was in the fast lane all the way and made what I was told was a 2 hour drive in 1 hour.
What day of the week and what time?
You had to be on the Turnpike, and that is an impossibility unless it was at 4am.
I've done 115 on the NJ Tpk - 18W down to 15W - at 5:15 PM.
NJ speed limit interpretations:
Posted 55 means 65
Posted 65 means 80
Unless you're on 287 in Morris/Passaic?Bergen Co. If you see a state trooper, the speed limit is 75. If you see a local yokel, it's about 72. If you don't see a cop, there is no speed limit.
But, he was going North, not South. BIG difference!
You have to wonder WTF they were thinking having it anywhere in the north during the winter that isn't a covered stadium.
I'm a bit prejudice here, but I think every superbowl should be in new Orleans, it's a little party centric
The liberals must be in charge. NFL looking pretty stupid right now.
Lessee...Al Gore, Michael Mann, the ICC idiot who writes bad pr0n and flies CHARTERED PLANES to cricket matches...