Government s’mores: Michelle O’s food police reinventing campfire treat

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• Hey look, the Creepy Wookie is going to send out healthy food trucks to go after kids this summer..Kinda sounds like the old pervert in a van with a puppy thing to me...Put it side by side with an ice cream truck and watch your veggies wilt....

  http://www.weaselzippers.us/225040-michelle-obama-healthy-food-trucks-to-stalk-kids-over-summer-break/

  • The gooberment gots to feed the hungry kids because momma done spent the welfare on dope and traded the food stamps for booze and cigarette money.

    A hungry kid will eat anything, even the crap that Moochelle thinks is good for you. Not that she would eat it, it would be beneath her status in the world.

• C'mon guys, you've done it again. You covered this last year-

  https://www.ihatethemedia.com/government-publishes-detailed-instructions-on-how-to-safely-roast-marshmallows

  Official USDA guide to marshmallows.

• Have to side wit the Wook on this one. I have never liked smores! My kids love the darned things and they have them for desert whenever I have the charcoal grill going. I just never cared for marshmallows.

  However, just how the heck are you supposed to eat yogurt and strawberries jammed into a graham cracker? Looks pretty, but lacks the overall potability factor of the venerable smore. ;)

• I'm having double s'mores tonight.

• And remember, kids, you WILL love this tasty treat...or else.

• I'm surprised she didn't come up with rice cakes, okra, and tofu as her approved selections.
  Is there anything she can't make unappetizing?

  • Hey now, don't be putting down okra! We southern boys are kind of partial to it, rolled in cornmeal and fried or in a good gumbo!

    • That may be, but on rice cakes with tofu?
      OK, how about wax beans and tofu on rice cakes?

      • Cow shit and tofu on rice cakes would taste about as good. In fact. cow shit and tofu taste about the same no matter what you put them on.

    • I had a great Jambalaya for dinner last Friday. Plenty of Okra.

      • Now I'm jealous! I haven't had a good jambalaya dinner in a long time.

• Like the Wookie would actually go near a campground and all those icky bugs the UN wants us to eat. She would have to have several tens set up for her cook, her clothes and he helpers...Another example of people who don't know shit about anything, pretending to know something about everything....

  Smores, Chocolate/Marsh mellow/Graham crackers. toasted over an open fire..She is so dumb she probably thinks Billy Graham invented graham crackers....

  • Yeah - it was Alexander Graham Bell that invented graham crackers :)

    • http://earloftaint.com/2015/05/28/swamp-thing/

      • That's an insult to manatees.