Government Studies Sexual Habits Of Obese Girls.
The National Institute for Health grant allocated $466,642 to the Magee-Women’s Research Institute to study the sexual habits of obese girls, including how often they have sex and why they are less likely to use protection when they do.
Because it’s hard to eat a whole apple pie while having sex?
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I'm going to write a grant request for the study of fat lesbians that dye their armpit hair and their lack of sex life.
You can do THAT research on your own.
Wonder how much they're spending on this phenomenon
"Hot Tub Frolic Ends In Arrest Of Gay Threesome
Assault prompted by argument over who was higher paid escort"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/gay-hot-tub-assault-576432
If you get a fat girl with tattoo's, you can have shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and moving pictures all year round!
Obese chicks are great to have around while you're camping out. The smell of 3 day old road kill and sour cheese attracts all the insects and if there's any bears in the neighborhood, they work better than bacon for distraction. Just rinse them off befor taking them home, and make sure they ride in the back of the truck - the dog can ride up front.
But esteem or self-image issues? I've never noticed that, I've always been to busy just trying to take a deep breath without gagging.
Man, I think I'm-a just gonna walk away from this one.....
One reason they don't get laid a lot is that much flour is expensive.
Oh, shame on you!
Did the study include how many broom handles filed restraining orders against them? I'd hate to think that taxpayer money got squandered on an incomplete study- what with the shortage of funds hampering progress toward vaccines for enterovirus and ebola.
communism 101:
why be a poor shit when you can rise above it all and do scientific research on really useless things because the world would stop if you and I didn't know what makes a fat woman's snatch hungry.
I like to study the sexual habits of obese girls my damn self cuz ....
Fat Bottomed Girls You Make The Rockin' World Go Round !
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me ...
Hey, hey
Whoo
Cost analysis on those is just the cost of condoms and booze?
Doesn't it make you feel all warm and cozy knowing how your tax dollars are pissed away??
As accused pederast Harry Reid said, "There is no place to cut the federal budget."
No money for researching vaccines and developing treatments because Republicans.
They are researching water sports too? I've heard that they have self esteem issues, bu that is cra-cra.