Great Christmas gift suggestion – a new book

Need a Christmas gift suggestion? How about this new book, “Everything Obama Knows About The Economy”! Like the lightweight himself, it’s a blank slate folks can project all their stupid fantasies on. Hey, lookit page 38 – government-funded high-speed rail can provide enough free cheese to feed a whole herd of unicorns! Amazing. Can’t wait until “Everything Al Gore Knows About Science” comes out.

This post was last modified on April 12, 2021

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  • It can also be called:
    "The Complete book of Knowledge" by Joe Biden.
    Nancy Pelosi's "Book of Commonsense".
    Barney Frank's "Guide to Marriage".
    The Ted Kennedy "Driving Handbook".
    Bill Clinton's "Book of Things I Did Right".
    The Helen Thomas "Book of Makeup and Fashion".
    CAIR's "Complete Guide to Friendly Muslims"
    Eric Holder's "Laws I Have Actually Enforced"
    And of course the best seller of them all:
    "Smartest things I have said" by (you guessed it...) OLIVIA!

  • I already have the All Al Gore Knowa About Science book. It's in my bathroom rolled up on a spindle. It came in a package titled Charmin.

  • It's not that 0bama knows nothing about the economy. The real problem is that 0bama knows so much about the economy that is just simply wrong.