Guardian (UK) pundit: Hey, at least North Korea is authentic or something

Guardian (UK) pundit: so what if North Korea is a prison camp where people eat cardboard and think the dictator is a diety who doesn’t poop, at least it’s authentically Korean. Hey, you know, syphillis is really awesome, too, because unlike those other wimpy STDs, it will eat your brain if you let it. Golly, let’s see what other deadly crap we can paste a smiley face on.

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • South Korea may have been westernized to an extent, but you can still get traditional foods, see traditional dress, celebrations, and items for purchase. You can hear Korean music, as well as Western. THere is NOTHING of traditional Korea in the North. Everything has been "cleansed" and replaced with the personality cult of dear leader. And basically there IS no food, traditional or otherwise. What an ass!

  • Sorry, but it was actually in The Times not The Guardian. 'Bonfire of the Vanites' deserves a roasting!

    This is the first and almost certainly the last time I will ever defend 'The Graun'!

  • The Guardian (UK) is so badass it let's the muslims bitch slap them all the time. They best hope the true communist N. koreans don't decide to pay thier country a visit and join in on the slapping. Thier crying and wailing would get a lot louder. I wonder if the UK will ever take control of thier sharia sh*theads. Yes the UK can talk the talk but.........

  • As long as it's AGAINST Democracy, religion, God, Capitalism, the military, America, Western culture, or the unborn, the Left will defend absolutely ANYTHING.

  • So brutal dictatorship is what being Korean is all about, huh? Kind of reminds me of Bill Mahar's notion that a "real" black president would carry a handgun in his waistband and shoot people who dissed him.