Guardian (UK) pundit: Hey, at least North Korea is authentic or something

Guardian (UK) pundit: so what if North Korea is a prison camp where people eat cardboard and think the dictator is a diety who doesn’t poop, at least it’s authentically Korean. Hey, you know, syphillis is really awesome, too, because unlike those other wimpy STDs, it will eat your brain if you let it. Golly, let’s see what other deadly crap we can paste a smiley face on.

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