This one is worthy of a Perry Mason novel. Call it The Case of the Missing Oil.
ABC News questions the missing lubricant’s location:
For 86 days, oil spewed into the Gulf of Mexico from BP’s damaged well, dumping some 200 million gallons of crude into sensitive ecosystems. BP and the federal government have amassed an army to clean the oil up, but there’s one problem — they’re having trouble finding it.
At its peak last month, the oil slick was the size of Kansas, but it has been rapidly shrinking, now down to the size of New Hampshire.
Why before long, it will be down to the size of Barack Obama’s ego.
Today, ABC News surveyed a marsh area and found none, and even on a flight out to the rig site Sunday with the Coast Guard, there was no oil to be seen.
“That oil is somewhere. It didn’t just disappear,” said Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser.
Salvador Cepriano is one of the men searching for crude. Cepriano, a shrimper, has been laying out boom with his boat, but he’s found that there’s no oil to catch.
“I think it is underneath the water. It’s in between the bottom and the top of the water,” Cepriano said.
First it was ClimateGate, then Al Gore’s hotel room escapade with an unwilling masseuse, and now they can’t find any oil to back up their claim that this is the worst disaster in the history of mankind.
It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for the environmentalists. (No angry emails, please. Note that we said “almost”.)
Source: ABC News
This post was last modified on July 29, 2010
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They think Bush hid it and will make it reappear just before the election. (sarc off)
LOL. I remember when there were rumors that he had Usama Bin Laden and he was going to take him out before his second term. I thought it was ludicrous.
oh yeah, I had forgotten about that KQ
"Why before long, it will be down to the size of Barack Obama’s ego" ...but but.. compared to the size of kansas, wouldn't that mean that the oil spill is still expanding!?
Photo caption: "There's a huge Gulf (of Mexico) between the environmentalists' predictions and reality"
...and I know exactly where that gulf is: betwixt their ears!
“I think it is underneath the water. It’s in between the bottom and the top of the water,” Cepriano said.
OMG, that's funny. The oil is now doing a magic trick.
Oh well, so much for the Administration's 'bonus disaster'.....