Gwyneth Paltrow is the most beautiful woman in the world: Or so it has been determined by a panel that clearly must have been made up of Perez Hilton, Stevie Wonder and Paltrow’s own mother. Apologies in advance, we seem to lack the bandwidth required to present a picture of Gwennie Poo that can do justice to her unrivaled beauty, so we hope you won’t mind this video of Kate Upton in a bikini instead.
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I saw the cover of People magazine & just shook my head. Paltrow ain't even the best looking woman on the cover of the magazine proclaiming her the "world's most beautiful woman"...
http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2013/specials/beauties/sneek-peak/gwyneth-paltrow-cvr-300.jpg
...the accused murderer Amanda Know is also on the cover, & she looks much better. At least to me.
Paltrow makes me think of a line from a Frank Zappa song, "Who wants to ride on an ironing board? That ain't no fun, I tried me one!"
LOL
I read on another link that she had to get a "haircut" before she could wear that butt-ugly gown. Or was it her butt that was ugly and not the dress? It was so meaningless I have forgotten.
What does this post have to do with the direction of the nation? Is there anyone with any intellect that gives a rats ass about this whore?
I wouldn't call her a whore but I have to agree with your statement. She is unimportant.
She appears to be supporter of plastic products.
Gwen is a pretty good actress, and is attractive and graceful. But Beautiful? Even SHE disagrees with that.
It never fails. Every time Hollywood goes nuts over some female celebrity, calls her the most beautiful, the sexiest, etc, I can go to WalMart right now and find a better looking woman.
I can find one right in my own house! (NO - NOT ME!! My daughter, lol!)
I don't doubt that at all. Celebrities are severely overrated.
What a weird choice.
Since when?
Whatever...
Lets see here, one of these ladies is a really great looking, genuinely nice person, and the other is a well connected liberal douchebag.