Hillary Clinton says she isn’t “truly well off”

Hillary Clinton says she isn’t “truly well off”. “Clinton [suggested] Americans won’t be concerned about the more than $100 million her family has reportedly earned in recent years because they’re not ‘truly well off.'” It’s true – we saw her on the “10 items or less line” at the Dollar Store last night. Or was that a Rolls Royce dealership? We get those two confused sometimes.

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  • I shall weep for her and pray that she gets more money soon, so she can get another house and go on another really expensive vacation now that she is not using tax payer's money to do it.

    I feel bad for her, it is not easy being poor at mere millions when you got friends who are billionaires and you have to ask them for money to fund your lifestyle and campaigns. She wants to kick in for those lunches herself and comes up short... it is so shameful you know? Being all poor and only having the lobster tail and not the whole lobster like her pals!!!!

    I feel for you girl... I feel for you...

  • I thought the decade of greed was over. And looking at the headlines, not only is Rome burning the whole world is on fire and I was wondering... what's that Carter guy doing these days, he still around?

    • You ready for this?
      The Pope had excommunicated all Mafia members.
      The man that is concerned with helping the poor, has just chased off the biggest donors the church has!

  • I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

    We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

    We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

    We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

    Thank you,
    Neil Blount
    Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

    P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.

  • She's thinking in comparison to her buddy George Soros, who is well off enough to have dozens of people just like her in his pocket.

  • I would love to have the wicked old witches money problems...another fucking liberal loon..Not well off? WTF is she talking about? I think it's not her heart that is bad, I think her brain is rotting from the inside out..Like I said before, we have already had the Clintoon comedy tour, one and done..she needs to take her walker and retire to her multi million dollar mansion where she can have Al Gorezerra come over and they can bitch about money..and then I see this bizzaro shit from BSNBC...
    http://weaselzippers.us/190939-dem-strategist-on-msnbc-declares-hillary-clinton-a-fiscal-conservative/

    If she is a fiscal conservative, the fucking moon really is made of green cheese..

  • Everyone knows that the first $100 million is the hardest.

    My guess is that the first woman fascist-democrat presidential candidate will be Lyin' Lizzy.

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