It's a softball skit anyway. I'd have gone for a lot creepier, and had her say something like 'what did they expect to find? The real cause of death for James McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Victor and Montgomery Raiser, Paul Tulley, Ed Willey, Jerry Parks, James Bunch, James Wilson, Kathy Ferguson, Bill Shelton, Gandy Baugh, Florence Martin, Suzanne Coleman, Paula Grober, Danny Casolaro, Paul Wilcher, Jon Parnell Walker, Barbara Wise, Charles Meissner, Dr. Stanley Heard, Barry Seal, Kevin Ives, Don Henry, Major William S. Barkley Jr., Captain Scott J. Reynolds, Sgt. Brian Hanley, Sgt. Tim Sabel Major, General William Robertson, Col. William Densberger, Col. Robert Kelly Spec., Gary Rhodes, Steve Willis, Robert Williams, Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan?
OK, damn it, every time I see an SNL skit posted on the internet, it ends with "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
Every time. EVERY TIME!!!
So the only skits that are deemed share-worthy are the ones that happen before the credits. What the hell do they do with the other 85 minutes? Is it all as bad I'm imagining it is?
Even back in the original "funny days," they had a hard time filling 90 minutes, and large swaths of every episode were like dead air. I remember skits that went on with all the excitement of a donkey-cart-ride through a desert. It was just "Oh, God! Just end this lousy skit! The audience isn't laughing! The cast look like they're doing it at gunpoint!"
To think this limping, crippled creature hasn't been put out of its misery is just grim.
Rule of thumb back in the "funny days" was the show sucked after Weekend Update. Now it just sucks.
I always remember nodding off, then waking up just in time for SCTV!
Animals are known to head for higher ground before natural diasters hit, I bet there's not a critter within ten miles of her today
Bill's probably hiding out on Pedophile Island.
Is that the place with the very short guy who says, "Look boss, the boobs, the boobs"...
No, they like them of the age before they get boobs.
Would of liked to of read .. Hillary gets hit by SEMI Truck instead
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who has been in the mideast trying to broker a deal between the Israelis and the Palestinians, has been acting extremely odd in recent days.
Everywhere she goes, parties on both side of the peace talks have noticed something unusual about her lately – and are frightened. “She appears to be possessed by a demon spirit,” said Palestinian leader, Mahmoud Abbas. “Her eyes become red, her skin goes pale white and, we see her head spin around.” Some of her aides said they saw blood shoot out of her eyes.
In Jerusalem last week, it was reported that Clinton suffered a number of seizures and convulsions while at The Wailing Wall. ” Jewish leader, Dov Kozlovich, said “She was shrieking, yelling about the end of the world and at her husband. The dogs and cats in the area ran away – and they are still running.” Secretary Clinton was tackled by Israeli guards and temporarily put in strait jacket.
The demonic possession has also made Secretary Clinton overly consumed with sexual thoughts. We were discussing the West Bank and she pulled off her blouse and told me that she wanted to “ride me like a camel!” Aides say, the Secretary of State was rubbing her breasts and sticking out her tongue, licking it. “It was horrifying,” said her local translator.
The U.S. Secret Service whisked Secretary Clinton back to her hotel, where two of them say she raped them.
“She’s definitely possessed,” said Secret Service Agent, Chris Blanton. “Her eyes were bulging out of her head and I couldn’t get away from her. It was awful. The sex was incredible, sure, but I was frightened for my life very second.”
In a rare show of religious unity, Jewish and Muslim leaders have called on The Catholic Church to send an exorcist to Jordan to remove the demon spirit from Secretary Clinton’s body.
In an odd way, the demonic possession of Hillary Clinton has brought Palestinians and Israelis together. “We are all afraid of that evil woman. Please send her back to the U.S. now,” said Abbas.
I just knew their had to be some reasonable explanation for Killery's behavior, besides being a power hungry mass murderer.
“In a rare show of religious unity, Jewish and Muslim leaders have called on The Catholic Church to send an exorcist to Jordan to remove the demon spirit from Secretary Clinton’s body.”
*No pea soup three days prior to arrival.*
It would be funnier(and more accurate) if Betty White played Hillary.
It would be funnier (and more accurate) if Satan played Hillary.
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You know something wrong when a clinton pays for something themselves when they have a freebee
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Trey-Gowdy-Hillary-Clinton-emails-congress/2015/03/08/id/628907/
Love it
It's a softball skit anyway. I'd have gone for a lot creepier, and had her say something like 'what did they expect to find? The real cause of death for James McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Victor and Montgomery Raiser, Paul Tulley, Ed Willey, Jerry Parks, James Bunch, James Wilson, Kathy Ferguson, Bill Shelton, Gandy Baugh, Florence Martin, Suzanne Coleman, Paula Grober, Danny Casolaro, Paul Wilcher, Jon Parnell Walker, Barbara Wise, Charles Meissner, Dr. Stanley Heard, Barry Seal, Kevin Ives, Don Henry, Major William S. Barkley Jr., Captain Scott J. Reynolds, Sgt. Brian Hanley, Sgt. Tim Sabel Major, General William Robertson, Col. William Densberger, Col. Robert Kelly Spec., Gary Rhodes, Steve Willis, Robert Williams, Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan?
OK, damn it, every time I see an SNL skit posted on the internet, it ends with "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
Every time. EVERY TIME!!!
So the only skits that are deemed share-worthy are the ones that happen before the credits. What the hell do they do with the other 85 minutes? Is it all as bad I'm imagining it is?
Even back in the original "funny days," they had a hard time filling 90 minutes, and large swaths of every episode were like dead air. I remember skits that went on with all the excitement of a donkey-cart-ride through a desert. It was just "Oh, God! Just end this lousy skit! The audience isn't laughing! The cast look like they're doing it at gunpoint!"
To think this limping, crippled creature hasn't been put out of its misery is just grim.
Rule of thumb back in the "funny days" was the show sucked after Weekend Update. Now it just sucks.
I always remember nodding off, then waking up just in time for SCTV!
Animals are known to head for higher ground before natural diasters hit, I bet there's not a critter within ten miles of her today
Bill's probably hiding out on Pedophile Island.
Is that the place with the very short guy who says, "Look boss, the boobs, the boobs"...
No, they like them of the age before they get boobs.
Would of liked to of read .. Hillary gets hit by SEMI Truck instead
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who has been in the mideast trying to broker a deal between the Israelis and the Palestinians, has been acting extremely odd in recent days.
Everywhere she goes, parties on both side of the peace talks have noticed something unusual about her lately – and are frightened. “She appears to be possessed by a demon spirit,” said Palestinian leader, Mahmoud Abbas. “Her eyes become red, her skin goes pale white and, we see her head spin around.” Some of her aides said they saw blood shoot out of her eyes.
In Jerusalem last week, it was reported that Clinton suffered a number of seizures and convulsions while at The Wailing Wall. ” Jewish leader, Dov Kozlovich, said “She was shrieking, yelling about the end of the world and at her husband. The dogs and cats in the area ran away – and they are still running.” Secretary Clinton was tackled by Israeli guards and temporarily put in strait jacket.
The demonic possession has also made Secretary Clinton overly consumed with sexual thoughts. We were discussing the West Bank and she pulled off her blouse and told me that she wanted to “ride me like a camel!” Aides say, the Secretary of State was rubbing her breasts and sticking out her tongue, licking it. “It was horrifying,” said her local translator.
The U.S. Secret Service whisked Secretary Clinton back to her hotel, where two of them say she raped them.
“She’s definitely possessed,” said Secret Service Agent, Chris Blanton. “Her eyes were bulging out of her head and I couldn’t get away from her. It was awful. The sex was incredible, sure, but I was frightened for my life very second.”
In a rare show of religious unity, Jewish and Muslim leaders have called on The Catholic Church to send an exorcist to Jordan to remove the demon spirit from Secretary Clinton’s body.
In an odd way, the demonic possession of Hillary Clinton has brought Palestinians and Israelis together. “We are all afraid of that evil woman. Please send her back to the U.S. now,” said Abbas.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/22835/hillary-clinton-possessed/
I just knew their had to be some reasonable explanation for Killery's behavior, besides being a power hungry mass murderer.
“In a rare show of religious unity, Jewish and Muslim leaders have called on The Catholic Church to send an exorcist to Jordan to remove the demon spirit from Secretary Clinton’s body.”
*No pea soup three days prior to arrival.*
It would be funnier(and more accurate) if Betty White played Hillary.
It would be funnier (and more accurate) if Satan played Hillary.
There, I fixed it for both of you.
I got nothing after that.....
Then again maybe....
http://brokenpatriot.net/2015/03/07/uh-huh-4/
Came FULL circle!
It would be funnier(and more accurate) if Helen Thomas played Hillary.
There, I fixed it for you.