Hogs gone wild in Islamabad

Hogs gone wild in Islamabad. If you don’t get a chuckle out of the idea that wild pigs are running rampant and threatening the human inhabitants of the capital of a Muslim country… you don’t have a sense of humor.

This post was last modified on February 23, 2021

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • Further down into the sub-continent an Indian city suffers under swarms of Hindu monkeys. Even a vice deputy pol of some sort fell prey to their mad aggression, plummeting to his death from the balcony of an erstwhile secure abode. I see opportunity for fantastic Pig-Monkey proxy war between the rivals.

  • There it is, We drop millions of pigs into the middle east and let them run wild...pack some with explosives....won't be long before the cave man cult has a serious breakdown....

  • Here's a thought for our good friends in the Religion of Peace:

    If you shoot a hog, isn't there splatter of blood and guts? At least to some small degree? And then, aren't some molecules of those pork guts getting into the groundwater, or onto the soles of someone's feet, only to be drunk in a glass of water, or tracked into one's house?

    And you guys expect to get to heaven with all those pig guts all over your house and all over and inside you?

    And if you don't shoot them, then you've got the pig scat all over the place, drying up and crumling into dust, taking the same path, eventually ending up on and in you?

    So if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad likes to point out that every natural disaster that strikes the USA is God punishing us for whatever sins we've committed, what do you call this situation Mahmoud?

    • The Pakis might have to just leave the area, since there's no good way to control the porcine population under Islamic law. So now they'll all have to be given free passes to move to America.

      Oh, damn! I didn't say that out loud, did I?

  • In South Texas we hunt hogs from helicopters. Maybe the military could bag a few. They're pretty good eating!

  • Hussain had a gash in his stomach. Too bad his first name wasn't BARRY. I wish there was a way to drop some kind of chemical from the sky to make these hogs more fertile. That reminds me, it's been a while since I've had a nice pork loin meal. It's pork loin for dinner tomorrow honey.

  • This reminds me of an old joke which I have altered slightly: Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi were travelling together and their car broke down late at night in a rural area. With no accomodations nearby, they had to seek shelter in a nearby farmhouse. The farmer said "OK, but I only have two spare beds so one of you will have to sleep in the barn." Obama says, "OK, I'll go and Nancy and Harry can take the beds." He heads out but a few minutes later, Obama knocks on the farmhouse door and says "There's a pig in the barn - my religion says they are unclean and forbids me to touch them. One of you will have to take the barn." So Harry says, "OK, I'll go." Harry heads for the barn but a short time later, there's another knock on the farmhouse door and it's Harry who says, "There's a cow out there - I've recently converted to a new religion and I'm not allowed to touch them because they are unclean. Nancy, you gotta go out there." So Nancy says, "You guys are pathetic. All right, I'll sleep out there, ya big babies." So Nancy heads out to the barn but a short time later there's another knock at the farmhouse door.... this time it's the cow and the pig.

  • I suppose a pulled pork sandwich stand would make the mussies go crazy..Some OWS types out to move there and open one..double win!

      • They would have to hire workers from other countries that the Obama administration would pay for, along with their mud huts, health care costs, chevy volt's and the same free shit the OWS'ers demand...

  • How can they be so sure? "Each night, packs of the hairy beasts emerge from Islamabad's river beds, parks and scrubland to rifle through the overflowing rubbish bins of its mostly wealthy residents and growing number of restaurants." Occupy Islamabad? If so, "City authorities are laying poison and have announced free hunting permits to cull the wild pigs' numbers." Hmm, just sayin.

  • Hmmm, I was thinking it was a link to a Paki college hottie website. I would imagine Olivia will be disappointed to see it isn't.

  • Of course poison will work up to a point...then the whole ecology will start to decay as other animals, which will feast on the carcasses of the dead, poisoned swine, will start dying off. Carrion eaters, birds of prey, and other predators will all be affected by mass poisonings. This very thing happened in Bakersfield, California back in the 1920's because farmers were killing coyotes, bobcats, mountain lions, and birds of prey. The resulting rodent explosion caused the President to call Kern County a national disaster. Like the old saw: "Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it!"

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