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Some Islamist is pissed off they took his steady girlfriend, that's all.....
Gives camel-toe a whole new meaning.
And here I thought it was this Hump Day they were talking about...
School officials have proudly announced that the Hump Day festival will be replaced by the Curl Up In a Fetal Ball and Cry Yourself to Sleep Fear Festival where all restrooms will be locked for a full day to encourage students and faculty to soil themselves in terror. This new festival is intended to honor middle easterners worldwide in hopes that doing so will persuade them to not assemble some improvised instrument of terror and blowing the campus into oblivion. Members of the student body along with faculty advisers are also considering a weekly Muslim brown nose festival where the posteriors of selected Mullahs and Imams will be excised and placed in kissing booths enabling progressives, who have armed themselves with your money, to devote more time establishing their subservience. The new event will be sponsored by the Council of American and Middle Eastern Liaison Joint Operations Creating Kinder Education Yearly (CAMELJOCKEY) and will be supported by local and national leadership.
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands!
But time well spent!
"fear of offending the middle east"...who really gives a rats ass if the "middle east is offended", They offend me daily yet no one does anything about it...This is what happens when hot chocolate boy comes out of the basement in his jammies and starts yelling racism..
You know, most of this on campus PC crap is started by the students. I blame their parents and their teachers. Together they created this generation of weak-minded little Nazis.
Is it the students or is it instigated by the professors?
There always seems to be a few professors in the mix too.
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Some Islamist is pissed off they took his steady girlfriend, that's all.....
Gives camel-toe a whole new meaning.
And here I thought it was this Hump Day they were talking about...
http://thechive.com/2014/05/14/happy-hump-day-37-photos-2/
3, 16, 17, 26, 29.
School officials have proudly announced that the Hump Day festival will be replaced by the Curl Up In a Fetal Ball and Cry Yourself to Sleep Fear Festival where all restrooms will be locked for a full day to encourage students and faculty to soil themselves in terror. This new festival is intended to honor middle easterners worldwide in hopes that doing so will persuade them to not assemble some improvised instrument of terror and blowing the campus into oblivion. Members of the student body along with faculty advisers are also considering a weekly Muslim brown nose festival where the posteriors of selected Mullahs and Imams will be excised and placed in kissing booths enabling progressives, who have armed themselves with your money, to devote more time establishing their subservience. The new event will be sponsored by the Council of American and Middle Eastern Liaison Joint Operations Creating Kinder Education Yearly (CAMELJOCKEY) and will be supported by local and national leadership.
Dude, you have way too much time on your hands!
But time well spent!
"fear of offending the middle east"...who really gives a rats ass if the "middle east is offended", They offend me daily yet no one does anything about it...This is what happens when hot chocolate boy comes out of the basement in his jammies and starts yelling racism..
You know, most of this on campus PC crap is started by the students. I blame their parents and their teachers. Together they created this generation of weak-minded little Nazis.
Is it the students or is it instigated by the professors?
There always seems to be a few professors in the mix too.