Houston corset maker selling Perry voodoo dolls to benefit Planned Parenthood

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• I would have told them if they use a Voodoo doll, the only way to ward it off is to sacrifice a virgin, not that their group has anything to worry about in that regard.

• Voodoo dolls are not too bad an idea. Personally, I'd like to collect a whole set of Obama/democrate party voodoo dolls. A few RINO dolls too. With these, everytime I hear one of these lying bastards speak, or just seeing one of these traitorous scum subverting the Constitution, I could put in a hot rusty pin. I might need more than one of each doll. Obama and Holder for instance would already have so many pins they wouldn't be recognizable as dolls any more.

  • For those two, I would just use a propane torch.

• You know, with a crowd like this illegally assembled in the Capitol Rotunda, I'd throw in a couple of Willy Peter grenades and pull out the hotdogs and marshmallows and have a good ol' fashioned weeny roast, right after I cleared all of the legislators and non-involved citizenry out.

  • Throwing the Willie Pete WOULD be the weenie roast, not sure I would want to eat anything cooked over that "firewood" though.

    • Yeah, I was just wondering what kind of a smoke ring you'd get from charred feces and tampons. I figure the rest of the burnt meat would smell like sulfur dioxide and burnt squirrel, with a little burnt bat wing and eye of newt thrown in for color.

      • Now THAT, was funny Hisham! TY

        Disturbing, but still very funny. :)

        • Thanks MGAP. Every great once in a while I get one right.

  • I was in an artillery unit during the 70s right after Vietnam. We called the white phosphorus artillery round Wilson Pickett. You knew when they called for Wilson Pickett they were calling for one Baddd dude.

    • You know that was the one grenade that really scared the holy shit our of me, because I knew if I had to throw it, it was going to have a greater burst radius than my best toss. These are the kinds of grenades you threw from a chopper or you pulled the pin, tossed as far as you could and then ran the opposite direction as f***ing fast as you could, or you’d be flicking, picking, and burning.

      • Yep, You always made sure the FO had plenty of distance from the impact area.

• Corsetmaker? Double check of calendar does confirm it's still 2013 and not 1861. Yeah, that pretty well tells me who we're dealing with here.

  • They make the corsets for fetishists who love to make their women's waists super slim... so rather ironic feminists for the pro-abortion crowd to say the least.

    "We love Texas women! Especially after we squeeze their waists down to a 5-inch circumference and jam their kidneys into their chest cavity and generally make them so miserable and uncomfortable they can't bend over! Yes we do!"

    • Yup, that's exactly what I was thinking. The tattoos, piercings, BDSM and black fingernail polish crowd. Not exactly a conservative stronghold, that group...

• They're always talking about women's "health" and yet they don't care if the abortuaries have admitting privileges at a nearby hospital. Internal injuries during abortions aren't exactly rare, it's just that most women don't want to admit it publicly. The leftists, who are uncomfortable in discussing evil, would be stunned to find out how much actual Satan worship, witchcraft, and voodoo is involved with the abortion industry.

• Dye them brown and sell them on the RC website as Obama voodoo dolls.

  • They'd have to change the pants to mom jeans.

    • Or chaps?

      • Actually, Obama's skin color always seemed more gray than brown. Just my opinion.

        • Matches his intellect.