How not to be a racist

How not to be a racist. BTW, if you watch this video, you’re a racist.

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  • I watched the whole video and now my head hurts.
    OK, I think it works this way, tell me if I'm wrong.
    I don't like Obama because of his policies, so I'm a racist.
    I was a strong supporter of Herman Cain because I liked his policies.
    Herman Cain is a much darker skinned black man than Obama, and I would be voting for him if he were the nominee, because I liked his policies, but that makes me a racist, because I'm not voting for Obama.
    Did I get that right?
    If so, I'm a racist.
    Now give me a pulled pork sandwich a beer and a Playboy.
    OOPS! I guess that makes me Islamophobic.
    I guess I should be shot.

  • Obama is a dipshit......I will now be sent to the Chris Matthews Re-education camp to be spanked by Raplhy Madcow and Sergeant Schultz, then sent to the appropriate FEMA Camp to work off my sentence.

  • crap...
    now im fat... and apparently a racist. oh well, life goes on outside of all this lamestream PC shenanigans.

  • Oh, Black & Right is a great site! And this is brilliant. We have to be careful though -- you KNOW there are some people who will not realise this is a spoof.

  • "Dear Leader" and the rest of the liberal idiots need to have a video on how not to be a fucking liar.

    • Let's see...

      Obama's a socialist = racist
      Obama golfing = racist
      Obama is from Chicago = racist
      Obama & anything negative = racist

      ...eff those who say this dumbass BS. Joe McCarthy was right. He was right then & he is right now. Charlotte, NC is full of worthless bastards who are hellbent on destroying this republic & turning it into a socialized welfare state that produces nothing but the bureaucrats & a compliant recipient class.

      • There's a difference between "Charlatans" and "Charlottonians" -- the charlatans are all off at a convention.

    • Unless it's one of those Klan meetings where Margaret Sanger was speaking. Those were probably OK.

      ...Oh, and Robert Byrd, of course.