How to kick a terrorist’s ass. Have you noticed all the articles that say Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was “a high school wrestler”? Turns out it’s kind of like saying Chris Matthews is “a professional journalist”. A kid who actually wrestled Tsarnaev has posted this hilarious video of the match.
WARNING #1: EXTREME LANGUAGE
WARNING #2: EXTREME ASS KICKING
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TEAM AMERICA!! F*** YEAH! ...ehem.. I know, I am a nice middle aged woman, but I LOVE that movie!
Oh, my god, you made me laugh out loud. Even Mrs Editor laughed out loud when I read your comment to her.
I take it Mrs. Editor is also a nice middle aged lady with a naughty sense of humor? ;)
Yes, she's naughty, but she reads IHTM, so you're crazy if you think I'm going to characterize her as middle-aged.
Middle aged is anywhere between 30 and 55, so I think you would be safe.
Was that him or his little sister?
very nice way to start your day.
Weak ass bitch...
Tsarnaev looks like what old school pro wrestling fans would call a "Ham & Egger". Those were the guys who went out week after week, & got beaten down. Their job was to lose to the stars. Tsarnaev is a loser, & he should have found something better to do.
This is the younger brother.garbage was a golden gloves champ.
Nate executed a very nice switch about midway through the video. Very nice because Dzhokhar didn't even attempt to counter.
That made my morning. "Nate vs. The Terrorist" indeed. Visual demonstration of what your average terrorist is made of.
Kinda reminds me of another one of the world's tyrants and a terrorist of note: Fidel Castro, a man who fancied himself a professional baseball pitcher until when given the chance to show his stuff to a professional 'head-hunter' he couldn't even muster up an 85 mph fast ball, so being the marxist POS that he was/is he decided to take stock of his 'other' talents and that's the rest of the story.
Lol...My 15 year old grand daughter could kick his ass. Of course, she has an advantage in that she is a ranch raised, Bible totin', gun loving young redneck WOMAN!
He will wish that he was dead if this embarrassing video goes viral. His wrestling skills are akin to a Raggedy Ann doll. It is easy to see why he had no friends. On the upside his skill level would have been sufficient to land him a lead position on the Dagestan Olympic Team if only he had stayed home.
Except he DID have friends. This is the younger brother that people described as a great guy. The elder brother was the one that reportedly had no friends in America, that he didn't understand them.