How to make Obama like us (again)

We’ve obviously displeased Obama in some way because he hasn’t delivered all the hope and change he promised us. How can we get Obama to like us again? “Stop worrying about math so much. People are always wondering why the budget doesn’t add up and why we’re spending more than we take in, and Obama obviously really doesn’t like us focusing on that.” Making Obama like us is really not worth the trouble.

This post was last modified on October 14, 2021

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  • I would rather have a fiscal conservative. Ain't no amount of money gonna make me like Obungles and company, just like there ain't enough liquor in the world to make Rachel Madcow look sexy.

  • Obama's spending spree reminds me of the lottery winners that are suddenly sitting on cash that they never dreamed of!
    They go around spending like there is no end to the money, and throw cash at everyone so that they will like them!
    Well, in his case, the money wasn't even there when he got the checkbook, so he just printed more! He's throwing cash at anyone that asks for it and seems to forget to ask for them to repay the loan!
    Lottery winners have a high percentage of bankruptcy, and so will this country if we keep on the path Obama has set for us.