If there’s one man in the world with the ability to stop the Gusher in the Gulf, it’s MacGyver. Give that man a Swiss army knife, a roll of duct tape, a paper clip, a rubber band and a garden hose and he’ll plug that thing faster than President Obama can say, “It’s Bush’s fault.”
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A fake TV character would do a better job at anything O does even running the country.
I cannot believe that the oil is still gushing. Amazing.
The Russians have used small "tactical" nukes to collapse similar oil leaks at sea.
I know it sounds crazy. But I was thinking a Pentagon sized, bowling ball shaped object made of concrete, lowered over the gusher may be enough pressure to stop it. The oil might be gushing for many months to come. My heart aches to see some of Americas most prized waters soiled. Few deaths are more horrible than that of an oil covered animal. Winged animals and furred animals lose their warmth, their ability to fly and swim and they die of exposure, hypothermia and starvation. These poor creatures are the real victims here. Of course the economy is devastated, but the beauty of that area will be tarnished by this totally unnecessary disaster. Maybe they should lower Obamas Nobel Peace Prize into the gusher and when the gusher realizes that it is impeding Obama , Mother Earth will make it stop. To help Obama and the Unicorns.
Better still, cram Obomber, Joe BITE-ME, Skany Pelosi, and Scary Harry down there.