Huge Tumbling Satellite Could Fall to Earth Over US Tonight or Saturday, NASA Says. Perhaps Michael Moore’s gravitational pull will attract all the debris to him. In case it doesn’t, I think I’ll sleep in my car under an overpass tonight.
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And as I write this post, the satellite has fallen. Except they aren't sure where. Current theory is that it landed somewhere in the Pacific ocean.
And these are the same people telling us that the planet will be uninhabitable by 2055?? They can't even tell us when, where, or how fast a satellite will fall back to earth. Isn't there some science that can help calculate that? Oh, right, those scientists are too busy trying to scam up more global warming data to deal with something going on right here, right now.
In the article, it states that the satellite is expected to fall somewhere in the latitudes between Northern Canada and South America. Go to one of the poles, and you are totally safe!
I hope it falls on my jeep. My wife would look good in a new Benz
I hope a piece of it goes through the roof of my ex-house, scaring the crap out of my ex-wife and killing her damn cats.
Perhaps it'll do the world a favor and take out CNN's, NBC's, ABC's and CBS' satellites on the way down!
Obama would start back up the shuttle just to replace NBC's satelite alone.
I'm hoping the big chunk goes though Ahmadinejad's bedroom window myself.