Humans evolved from a prehistoric SHARK from 300m years ago

Humans evolved from a prehistoric SHARK from 300m years ago. We think this is overly broad. They must be referring to a sub-species known as attorneys.

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  • I am a lawyer. After 18 years I have to say I FUCKING HATE LAWYERS. I don't tell people what I do for a living.

    The ones that make money are 1) wall street or white shoes lawyers - i.e. they are retained by banks and large inst clients so they get rich being a hidden middle man or 2) they are total parasites that exploit the tort system or government benefits system.
    Lawyers add nothing to the economy.
    There are too many law schools.

    • Dave I thought you might like this, I got one lawyer suing another lawyer who screwed up something for me and then lied to the state bar....There are good and bad attorney's, most of the district attorneys I work with (law enforcement) are good to excellent, most of the defense attorneys are some of the weirdest people I have ever seen...Your right there are way Tooooooooooooooooooooo many law schools.

  • And what does lawyers and sharks have in common? Why no back bone of course!!!!

  • If they find one with a fishhook stuck in its jaw, that will really screw up their theory.

  • Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
    Always heard it as - Professional Courtesy. Now I have to add Genealogy to that? Ruins the punch line.

  • I'll wait for the fossil records to show anything that they theorize . Until then , there is nothing .

  • If I understood the article, all animals with a "jaw mouth" allegedly came from this prehistoric fish. Not quite the exciting straight line that I imagined.