Humans evolved from a prehistoric SHARK from 300m years ago. We think this is overly broad. They must be referring to a sub-species known as attorneys.
Humans evolved from a prehistoric SHARK from 300m years ago. We think this is overly broad. They must be referring to a sub-species known as attorneys.
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I am a lawyer. After 18 years I have to say I FUCKING HATE LAWYERS. I don't tell people what I do for a living.
The ones that make money are 1) wall street or white shoes lawyers - i.e. they are retained by banks and large inst clients so they get rich being a hidden middle man or 2) they are total parasites that exploit the tort system or government benefits system.
Lawyers add nothing to the economy.
There are too many law schools.
Dave I thought you might like this, I got one lawyer suing another lawyer who screwed up something for me and then lied to the state bar....There are good and bad attorney's, most of the district attorneys I work with (law enforcement) are good to excellent, most of the defense attorneys are some of the weirdest people I have ever seen...Your right there are way Tooooooooooooooooooooo many law schools.
Not too many law schools, just too many graduates.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/shark.jpg
(Caution - slightly rude language)
Probably disappeared because they didn't pass a carbon tax.
And what does lawyers and sharks have in common? Why no back bone of course!!!!
If they find one with a fishhook stuck in its jaw, that will really screw up their theory.
The Missing Link continues missing
No, john and Olivia just haven't posted on this thread yet.
Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
Always heard it as - Professional Courtesy. Now I have to add Genealogy to that? Ruins the punch line.
I'll wait for the fossil records to show anything that they theorize . Until then , there is nothing .
If I understood the article, all animals with a "jaw mouth" allegedly came from this prehistoric fish. Not quite the exciting straight line that I imagined.