Hundreds of plants, animals up for new protections

Hundreds of plants, animals up for new protections. Economic melt down, high unemployment, distrust of government – this calls for more protected land! You can hear the conversation now: “How do we push this damn green thing even more?” “Hey Bob, go out and find some damn rats or fish where people might think about drilling for oil.” One rare species left off the list? Politicius Commonsensium.

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  • Well lets see there is the spinless Liberal polecat, The democrap rat, money eating tree tard, The leg tingly spider, Madcow bats, the Schultz skunks (only two are know to exist) The legless Sharpton lizard, The angry waters-fish, The Bideninsky tree monkey, The Jackson road frog (that says rubit instead of ribit), The Billary buzzard, (always looking for road kill) Praying Peanut Mantis, The wild Moore pig, The Hairy-crazy Lee mole, and of course the Nocommonsense libturd.

    All of these species are awaiting federal protection from several federal agencies including the Bureau of really stupid shit, The Department of Homeland Insecurity, the Bureau of , Alcohol, Tobacco, illegal firearms sales and rentals, The Department of Minimal Education, American Communists Labor Union, The Bizarre Czar Selection Board, the Disgusting National Communist Group of Women with large Foreheads, and the Joe Biden "This is a Big F*cking Deal Department".

    All 57 States will be checked by over 230,000 new employees of the E.P.A. which enforcement by the new Black Panther Game Warden Corps and Voter Registration Security Company.

  • From the article "Texas kangaroo rat".
    EXCUSE ME??
    If it has the word rat, mouse, termite, mosquito, and a slew of other words in its name, it should be allowed to die!
    What's next? Trying to bring back extinct species? Perhaps you would like a pet Tyrannosaurus in the White House?
    With evolution, something every leftist seems to praise, comes the extinction of some species and the advent of others.

  • My guess is at the top of the list will be a bunch of bugs and bacteria from the Bakken oil fields. Nobody cared about North Dakota before, but the anti-Americans will now.