‘I don’t want to die, please don’t let me die’: Last words of Hugo Chavez revealed as medics admit president died of heart attack. Yet another brave dictator goes out like the coward he is.
‘I don’t want to die, please don’t let me die’: Last words of Hugo Chavez revealed as medics admit president died of heart attack. Yet another brave dictator goes out like the coward he is.
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Hugo's death seems to fulfill in a not good way, a couple of Scriptures which talk about the death of a person whose conscience is loaded with guilt.
"My heart quakes within me;
the terror of death has fallen upon me.
Fear and trembling come upon me,
and horror overwhelms me. ...
Let death surprise them" - Psalm 55: 5, 6, 16
"It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God." - Hebrews 10:31
Hugo's largely ill-gotten $2 billion, bring a couple of other Scriptures to mind.
"Come now, you rich, weep and wail over your impending miseries. Your wealth has rotted away, your clothes have become moth-eaten, your gold and silver have corroded, and that corrosion will be a testimony against you; it will devour your flesh like a fire. You have stored up treasure for the last days. Behold, the wages you withheld from the workers who harvested your fields are crying aloud, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and pleasure; you have fattened your hearts for the day of slaughter." - James 5: 1-5
"What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and suffer the loss of his soul? Or what can a man give in exchange for his soul?" - Mark 8:36,37
Chavez: "Please don't let me die."
perlcat: "Sorry. Didn't hear you. I was getting popcorn."
Missed the whole thing didn't you? Gotta move faster getting that popcorn!
Gues what? Even dictators can't dictate Death!
Awesome Tweet
"I just heard that a poor cancer in Venezuela lost its life yesterday after a long bout with Hugo Chavez. At least it's in a better place..."
http://twitchy.com/2013/03/07/justified-co-star-nick-searcy-on-hugo-chavezs-cancer-at-least-its-in-a-better-place/
I saw yesterday on Drudge they were calling his last words courageous. WTF?
More like cowardly and Hugo probably pissed himself. I am sure the next stop on his trip had him a little concerned...
When Hugo Chavez died he went to hell. When he got there he met the Devil himself. The surprise to Chavez was that the Devil was really nice. He shook Hugo's hand and introduced himself. He said "Hugo, you were a VIP in life and here in Hell we have very special treatment for people like you." Hugo smiled and said "Really?" "Yes" said the Devil. You get your choice of three eternities. Follow me and I"ll show you so you can pick one.
Hugo was very excited until the Devil opened the first door. Hugo looked in and saw a man on a rack being stretched and screaming in pain. Hugo said "I don't think I want that one Senior Devil."
The Devil said "OK, lets look at the next one and led Hugo to another door and opened it. Inside was a man being beaten with a baseball bat and screaming in pain, too. Hugo said "No Senior Devil, I don't think like that one either."
The Devil then led Hugo to the third and final door and opened it. Inside was Osama Bin-Laden himself, tied to a chair, pants down. A beautiful woman was giving him a BJ. He was screaming in ecstasy.
Hugo said "That's for me Senior Devil! I could easily spend an eternity in that room!"
The Devil said "Terrific Hugo, you made a wise choice on how to spend eternity."
The Devil then looked at the woman and said "OK Martha, you can get up, your punishment is over and you can now go to Heaven. Mr. Chavez will be taking your place with Osama for the rest of eternity."
So, Chavez rode eternity's elevator to the basement this week. Upon the doors opening, he was greeted by Ol' Beelzebub, himself... Satan.
So Satan jerks Chavez out of the elevator and says, "Come with me," and away they go down this corridor. As they walk together Satan explains to Hugo that he'll have three choices of environs in which to spend all of eternity. Chavez says he understands.
Satan brings him to the first door and says, "Open it." Hugo complies and, turning the knob slowly and pulling the doors open tentatively, peeks inside. The heat blast is intolerable: flames, shrieks, screaming, cries for help, anguished faces (some of which he recognized).
He slams the door, "No... no way! Show me the next door, please I beg you."
"Alright," and with that, Satan led him to the next door.
Again, turning the knob and opening the slowly, El Presidente is slammed by the most miserable blast of cold imaginable... -483 F. From inside he hears the rumble of a billion chattering teeth, moaning and whimpering. He looks over to the wall and sees the set date for the Vikings to win the Super Bowl. He can't take the misery and slams the door shut, "No! Again, I say 'no way.' Anything's better than this! Please show me the third door."
"Walk this way, My Friend," as Satan motioned onward.
At the third door, and with the same pensiveness as before, Chavez opened the door. Instantly, he was confused by the odd mix of smells greeting him: coffee, Krispy Kremes and crap. Pulling the door wide open, he was greeted with adulation and shouts, "Hugo... we've been expecting you! Welcome, Old Friend! Hurrah, hurrah!"
Chavez recognized all his heroes: Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Qaddafi, Mussolini, Amin, Arafat and a thousand others. They were enthusiastically welcoming him all while eating doughnuts and drinking coffee. Strangely, however, they were all standing waste deep in feces, which instantly explained to him why he smelled la caca.
"Well, how 'bout it, Boy... what'll it be: door one, door two or door three?" asked Satan.
"Oh, that's easy," Chavez shouted, "friends I admire; coffee and doughnuts and all I have to put up with is the stink of waste-deep manure! I'll take door three!"
"Goooooood!" Satan growled as he grabbed Chavez by the neck and hurled him into the fray.
PLOP!
Chavez landed in the fecal pond and began to belly crawl his way toward the refreshments table. He wiped his hands clean on the seat of his britches, procured a doughnut and drew himself a wonderful cup of Starbucks. Excited about an eternity of visiting with heroes and consuming goodies, he turned to make his way to the crowd and be properly introduced.
Hugo had progressed one yard when a loud alarm sounded and the light above began to flash. "What now?" Chavez thought to himself.
Just then, a demonic voice came over the loudspeaker announcing, "Two-minute break is over! Everyone, back on your heads!"
That 2 billion you stole from your own people did you a lot of good didn't it Hugo. Say Hi to Hitler for me.
I smell sulfur burning
No doubt he didn't want to die. He was scared shitless to walk through the door to his eternity.
Like I said before, he smells sulfur now, and it's hot where he is..
So Hugo walks into eternity and sees a beautiful woman at the bar and Stalin. Hugo thinks this is heaven until he sees Stalin Crying, Hugo asks whats the matter? Stalin says see my glass, it has a hole in it, see the woman, she doesn't...