“If you love me, you’ll help me pass this bill.”

“If you love me, you’ll help me pass this bill.” Is it just us or does President Obama sound like a teenage boy in the back seat of a Buick trying to convince his reluctant girlfriend to have sex. “If you love me, you’ll prove it.” In both cases, somebody’s getting screwed.

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  • OMG, I thought the quote in the headline was hyperbole.

    So...do we get to see what's in the bill first? Or is this another "Ya gotta pass it to see what's in it!" deal?

    I wonder if the audience were paid scale?

  • Hey Barack, this is still America and we're a republic, not some Third World shithole where the subjects 'love' their maximum leader (e.g. North Korea, Cuba, Zimbabwe). I love my wife, my children and my grandchildren; I love my country but I'll never love a President. There are some Presidents I respect and admire and you ain't one of them.

  • Dear Barackus Maximus Spendicus:

    I don't love you, never bought that Hopey/Changey B.S. and I only trust you as far as I can throw you. Please go away and take your communist friends with you. May we suggest you move to Cuba? I hear Fidel likes you.

    Signed:

    The American people

  • Editor..I really like your comment. You couldn't have described him better, other than naming what he really is. NO "O" I don't love you. Never will, either. I don't like you much. I've never looked up to street corner pimps and that's exactly what you remind me of. A lowlife always trying to hustle everyone.

  • ..."This will only hurt for a little while. I'll only stick the head of it in. I promise not to ever cum in your mouth"... Quite the salesman Mr. President!

  • Well Barky, I didn't wanna have to tell you this until election day, but there's someone else...

    Their name is ANYBODY BUT OBAMA! ANYBODY! A DEAD DOG, A MOOSE TURD, A CARTOON DUCK, ANYBODY WOULD BE BETTER THAN YOU!