Iowa City police seek public’s help in capturing armed robber who made off with $250 “Mega Masturbator” sex toy. When they get it back, they’ll probably wish they hadn’t. And, as one of the commenters asked, “Doesn’t Obamacare guarantee him a FREE Mega Masturbator?” No, but Obamacare is the handiwork of a bunch of them.
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They'll never catch him, even with the whole city looking for him. Think about it. The guy has a brand new Mega Masturbator. He won't be coming out of his house until June.
And he'll be coming out by ambulance....
Read the comments on the page. Hilarious!
I read where this guy left behind some evidence. He dropped his voter registration card on his way out the door. He's a registered Democrat by the name of Mickey Mantle. Buahahahahahaa
It takes a real twit to steal an artificial tw....well, in deferance to the ladies on this board, I will let you folks fill in the rest.
I'll keep an eye out for the suspect when I go to Des Moines this weekend.
He looked like a harden criminal
Yes he does and I hope he gets a STIFF sentence.
Your just bein' so hard on this guy...He's probably just a lonely democrat who needs to be pointed in the right direction....
So what are you sayin'? You think they should erect a monument to the guy?