‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy’: Obama makes only a 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech. It’s All About Me should be his entry song.
This post was last modified on July 18, 2014


View Comments (8)
That's OK, Jen Psaki, the Fashionista of State tweeted out something real important.
http://link.theblaze.com/52d5afb40f365bf272f85bde1otoi.xrh/U8lQ78Pojq2hYohpA365f
ahhh flexibility, flexibility.
Or Reggie
Right in line with all the other major issues going off. Quagmire can only pay attention to critical issues just long enough to board AF1 and run to the next dim wit fund raising.
His critical issues only involve quality time with Jay-Z and Beyoncé.
This song fits Obamie perfectly:
"It's All About Me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad2VmCcjsk
It may be a tragedy to the little people that nobody cares about, you see Obama lives in his own world and he doesn't give a crap about anyone.
Or this one:
(Apologies to The Pretenders)
BRASS IN POCKET
(CHORUS)
GONNA USE MY SMILE
GONNA USE MY STOMPY FOOT
GONNA USE MY MEDIA
GONNA USE MY CELL PHONE
GONNA USE MY PEN
GONNA USE MY, MY, MY EXEC ORDER
'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME
It "MAY" be a tragedy????? JHC!