My Dearest Jane:
We must end our relationship. For although my love for you is deep, I fear that our relationship can never truly flower because I love another. Yes, Jane dearest, my heart aches for you, but my leg tingles for Barack Obama. He is like no other man I’ve ever met and I cannot get him out of my mind.
Be free, Jane. My fondest wish is that you can find a love as true as the one I have found with Barry.
Love always,
Chris
This post was last modified on April 27, 2010
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Did that dumb ass say " the great jane fonda"?
the great effing jane fonda chris? the great mother effing jane fonda? you are a douchebag matthews. jane fonda is a seditious scumbag who should have gone to jail a long time ago for consorting with the enemy-she and john kerry would have made great cell mates. but alas, we here in the US are evidently too much of a bunch of sissies to prosecute traitors, as she is still clogging the airwaves, and mr. kerry has been able to take massive sums of campaign donations(all of which are now in his personal bank account) and run for office and hold office, after not only consorting with the enemy, but lying to get medals of honor.....but I digress. the great effing jane fonda chris? you really have lost it completely-but then again, you have been known to praise "the great saul alinsky" , so it is no wonder you covet such scumbags!
you make most of the voters in this country sick matthews-the ones who aren't stoned to the bejesus all day, sitting around planning anarchy rallies at the next IMF or G20 meetings!
DICK!