My Dearest Jane:
We must end our relationship. For although my love for you is deep, I fear that our relationship can never truly flower because I love another. Yes, Jane dearest, my heart aches for you, but my leg tingles for Barack Obama. He is like no other man I’ve ever met and I cannot get him out of my mind.
Be free, Jane. My fondest wish is that you can find a love as true as the one I have found with Barry.
Love always,
Chris
