Fonda’s second husband, Tom Hayden, a Left-wing activist with a bulbous nose and acne-scarred cheeks, had forbidden her to have either a washing machine or dishwasher. Far too bourgeois. She couldn’t even wear her Cartier wristwatch any more, because Hayden disliked any show of possessions. So she’d replaced it with a cheaper Timex. Fonda “subjugated” herself to Hayden because she was so enthralled with his left-wing principles. This proves what we’ve said all along – these people really don’t have any brains whatsoever. Hayden fantasized that he was presidential material; at least we dodged THAT bullet.


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My only regret is . . . .Jane Fonda. Wish I had never heard of her, that she had never been born.
Hanoi Janes deserves every bit of the misery she can muster.
I'm wondering if the third generation syphilis carried by Che and the jungle rot Gonorrhea the Hanoi whore brought back home would have mixed into aids 14 years earlier then it actually happened. That's a terror filled movie script if I ever saw one!
I don't know if I've ever told this story here at IHTM. I used to be an ad agency guy and TV stations always take care of ad agency guys, which meant great seats at Dodger Stadium. One night our free expensive seats were just a couple rows behind the ones occupied by Tom Hayden. We both ended up leaving in about the eighth inning and as I walked out toward the parking lot beside him I decided to yank his chain.
Editor: Hi, Tom. How you doing? Haven't seen you in a long time.
Tom: (always the politician and not wanting to let on that he didn't have a clue who I was) Great. I'm doing great. How have you been?
Editor: I'm doing great. Make sure you tell Jane I said hi.
Tom: I'll do that.
Editor: Well, see you later.
Pompous ass just could not bring himself to admit I was a complete stranger.
Seats at Dodger stadium? You mean he wasn't out fighting for the oppressed and the underpriviledged that night? How much did those seats cost and how many starving children and/or unicorns could have been fed with that money?
From everything I've ever seen at that stadium, Dodger "fans" arrive in the 3rd and leave by the 7th inning "to beat traffic." Doesn't matter if the score is close or not. Tom must have fallen asleep.
When he deprives Hanoi Jane of air Ill be happy.
I hope to one day urinate on her grave
Guevara wouldn't have touched her with a 10 foot politburo!
Good Grief. I despised Fonda for her politics & now I read she regrets not sleeping with che. Now I hate her & hope she burns in hell for eternity along with her mass murdering heroes.
"Tom Hayden, a Left-wing activist ... fantasized that he was presidential material"
That's redundant. Every single left wing dingbat thinks they will be the greatest president ever. Just look at the twowho vied for the White House in the dem primary of 08. One of them already thought she was the greatest POTUS ever, and the one in there now still hasn't smelled the foul stench around him.
Hayden was fed hard candy with a slingshot. The Chicago 7 should have been hung to prevent procreation by these gobs!