Jane Fonda’s biggest regret was not sleeping with Che

Fonda’s second husband, Tom Hayden, a Left-wing activist with a bulbous nose and acne-scarred cheeks, had forbidden her to have either a washing machine or dishwasher. Far too bourgeois. She couldn’t even wear her Cartier wristwatch any more, because Hayden disliked any show of possessions. So she’d replaced it with a cheaper Timex. Fonda “subjugated” herself to Hayden because she was so enthralled with his left-wing principles. This proves what we’ve said all along – these people really don’t have any brains whatsoever. Hayden fantasized that he was presidential material; at least we dodged THAT bullet.

Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities

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