Jews and Muslims stage circumcision march in Berlin. Wow, the Germans somehow managed to get Jews and Muslims working on the same side. Let’s send the Nazis to the Middle East, give them a boatload of pork to work with, and let them solve the Palestinian homeland issue.
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They are all just jealous that they didn't get a cut, so to speak.
Uuuuhhh. THey are the ONLY Ones getting a cut!
Somehow, I have the feeling this cannot end well.....
After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man, "Can you do anything with these?"
The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."
After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"
The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."
You. Go stand in the corner.
*Hangs head, scuffs foot, and tries to look contrite*
It's an old joke, but still funny.
So the one thing Jews and Muslims CAN get together on has to do with a penis?
Man, I am sure there is a HUGE government grant in there somewhere for THAT study. Maybe Sandra Flukes doctoral thesis?
So, they all want 10% off of everything?
No skin off my..... never-mind
Yes, you could have government funded college programs to become a circumcision specialist. I hear it pays good - five skins a week and you keep all tips.