Jihadist Group: We Started Arizona Wildfires. If this is true and if they ever catch who did this, we’d suggest that since the Muslims want to live in ancient times that we go back to an eye for and eye and burn them at the steak.
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And why isn't this Islamic group getting a guided tour of Guantanamo Bay?
Oh I know, because the tea partiers are way more dangerous.
Not here and not yet we're not. We'd be in some shithole of a middle eastern Muslim snake pit and burning down their forests, but damn it, they did that themselves 11 hundred years ago or so by clear cutting what little forest they had so they could make skids and big ass wheels for the oxen carts they loaded the huge breaching canons they used to knock down the walls of Constantinople and close off Western access to Jerusalem. So since they did that to themselves we Tea Partiers decided to fly back to the state and have ourselves a great big pig fest and drink lots and lots of really, really cold beer.
They probably used a book of matches they picked up at some infidel strip club.
Or from a 7-11.
A stake is too good for them. Roll them in tin foil and stick them in an oven.
A giant microwave oven.
Now everyone knows if you put aluminum foil in a microwave you'll get sparks and shit..oh wait, as long as a terrorist is rolled in the foil who the hell cares?
Dip them in hot bacon grease then burn them.
They should be force fed bacon, then fed to the pigs.
First, the families of the 19 firemen that died should be allowed to torture the culprits.
Perhaps a lighted road flare stuffed into the appropriate orifice on the terrorists body would be a good start.