John Kerry invents country of Kyrzakhstan. “John Kerry has suffered his first gaffe as the new US secretary of state, inventing the nation of ‘Kyrzakhstan’.” New SoS Herman Munster is just trying his hand at some nation building. Wonder how ‘Kyrzakhstan’ feels about climate change? We’re sure they’re for it.
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Don't be too hard on ole Lurch, he's still trying to find that 57th State.
Is it named Heinz?
THAT"S where O got the number! NOOOWWWWW I get it!
I'm sure Kerry's gaffe will be mocked on SNL, or would be if he was a Republican.
Hey, at least he didn't call it Ketchupistan.
That's what he was trying to say.
He's got a long way to go to ketchup to Biden. I wonder how fast he'll hit 57 gaffs?
ummm...you failed to mention that Kerry [Ketchup] served in Vietnam
He didn't serve. He lived there for a while. Talk to his comrades in arms.
Good point.
Why would we mention it if he's so embarrassed by it that he threw away his medals?
That is the proper pronunciation in Austrian.
John Quisling. Total buffoon.....just like 100% of the rest of the administration. Russia, China, Iran, all of the Shitholeistans, and even Cuba and Argentina have to be laughing their asses off at the utter stupidity of this country.
He conflated Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan (which happen to be right next to each other) - seems like a reasonable mistake to me. I can't pronounce either one of them. God help the poor sports announcers when they play each other in basketball. Try saying, "Kyrgyzstan beats Kazakhstan with a last-second buzzer beater!"
JP, but if a Republican had made the same mistake it would be the lead story at all the BS networks (CBS, NBS, ABS) and front pages of the BS newspapers.
What are you saying? There's a double standard?
Yeah, that's what I said over at the source site, Can you imagine the howling about "ignorant Americans" if just about anyone else said this? Or Bush or Palin?!?