John Kerry laments Dick Lugar’s primary loss. The Senator from Ketchup is not amused that these fly-over country peasants did not read his memo on Dick Lugar’s right to this seat. Where do they get off thinking a “Senator from Indiana” represents them? He will smite them but good – none of them will ever eat lunch on one of his yachts again.


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Indiana is 15 minutes from me over the Kennedy Bridge. They can and should have a Senator much more conservative than Lugar. Mourdock will win in November and Romney will put Indiana back in the Republican electoral count.
The Kennedy Bridge???? Shirley, you can't be serious!
And don't call him Shirley! HAHA
The Kennedy Bridge linking Louisville to Indiana was built between 1961 and 1963. It was unnamed at first, but four days after JFK's assassination, Kentucky Governor Combs said it would be called The John F. Kennedy Memorial Bridge. I see your point though in thinking of Teddy's bridge misadventure six years later. I never thought about a bridge being named after a Kennedy until you brought it up.
Ole Lurch is only lamenting because he realizes that his ass might be next. Although I might send Lurch a genuine Military Surplus P38 Can opener so he can re-live the glory of his purple heart.
For those scratching their heads about P38 Can opener....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-38_can_opener
I still have one.
Have had one on my key fob for years. Also makes a great screwdriver in a pinch.
And you can get a dozen of them for a dollar at most surplus stores.
Back in the 60s and 70s they included some P38s in cases of C-rations. Like the cans of food themselves and the 4 packs of cigarettes that were included, nothing is the same.
I remember in 1986 the DOD banned smoking inside a military facility. The older NCOs screamed bloody murder.
hah i just watched all 10 episodes of The Pacific this week, in like 3 days, and saw one of the marines pull one of those out (the one called sledgehammer i think).. I was trying to picture the tiny thing
I think DarkDouche might be the only one here who has no idea what a P38 is.
I'll 'fess up, I didn't know about this kind of P-38. Or I've seen them but never heard it called that.
Ironic, being that he is a tool himself.
This type...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tool
Good job posting that, since we always seem to get some tools around here who post up snotty little "Cite? Cite?" messages for any fact they can't refute.
We ask you to cite your sources for what you say because you never can. :)
Lie. You've been reading too much Olivia, and not enough of the well sourced responses to her drivel.
Actually, most liberals insist that you site, or sight, your references. It's that public school education.
English language is full of things like this. The one you need here is 'cite' or 'citation'.
Yore, your, you're, there, their and they're.
Et tu Rose?
to, two, too
Cite?
Oops, I addressed it directly, sorry folks.
Who is "we" you little pipsqueak?
Weeee arrrrre Leeeeegion, for weeeeee arrrrre maaaaany... :P
OOOOHHHHH! You're satan! I get it! Actually no I don't. Satan is evil but he has a brain.
I'm glad you linked that definition, otherwise the conservatives here might not have gotten what you meant.
That was for you. We all know what you are.
What?
The link! The definition! Goodness (shaking head).
Reminder: Never pick up TheDarkTool.
Dark Dipstick has his mommy open his cans for him.
I'm not on this thread, asshole. Don't know who this is, don't care.
If you aren't on this thread, howdid you know he posed that comment?
After the interview long chin cut himself shaving and asked for another medal.
So he could throw it in the Atlantic ocean in protest of razors.
Hell, he doesn't care about Luger. I'm guessing he's a little nervous he might become a target and so the self-serving spiel. We can only hope for such change.
If John Kerry laments then I will rejoice.
didn't even read the article,but the traitor is always wrong...
the last set of Republican Senators that got primaried from the right didn't fare so well.. Rand Paul got through, and--what, 4 others lost?
Yeah the tea party backed some clunkers, but I thought Lee, Rubio and one more belonged in the Rand Paul column. Could be wrong
Johnson in Wisconsin and I think Kirk in Illinois, the guy who took Obama's seat.
Except this guy is a real politician and will handily beat the pants off the National Socialist Democrat.
We will lose some battles, but unless a stand is made and true Conservative Republicans fill our ranks the war is lost.
My only lament is we're not celebrating the primary defeat of John Kerry (who served in Vietnam). Kicking him out of politics would have been a joy.
Dick Lugar is 80 years old and a RINO. He should have retired gracefully instead of running for reelection. Too, 36 years in the Senate is more than enough for anyone. Sorry Dick, you're old and in the way.
About time RINOs were put on the endangered species list.
Kerry = Democrat Luger = Republican Us peasants hear how they all carp at one another and are sooooo interested in what is good for us. B.S.
They all blow each other and line their pockets with our money.