Retire the trophy for Worst Place In The World. Award it to Kazakhstan in perpetuity, because they apparently deserve it.
The Barcelona Reporter has details guaranteed to make you cringe:
A Kazakh man cut off his penis at Madrid’s Barajas airport to avoid being extradited home and was hospitalized in serious condition, Spanish media reported Friday.
The 52-year-old man had finished serving a five-year prison sentence in Spain for a violent crime and was due to be extradited back to Kazakhstan overnight Monday.
Despite being escorted by several police officers, the man was able to slip a knife out of his clothing and sever his penis.
Here’s our simple rule of thumb:
Cut off your penis, you’re probably Kazakhi. Cut off your balls, you’re probably a RINO.
We’re just sayin’….
Source: BarcelonaReporter.com
This post was last modified on October 23, 2021
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Perhaps he was confused by the language problem when someone in the men's room asked: Déme un poco de cabeza
Wedding gift for Barney , perhaps ?
Definite contender for funniest line of the day. Good work, Neo.
Fuck Ya All ! I was born in Kazakhstan and i never heard about it before. Maybe it was just a sick and crazy man from Kazakhstan, but you shouldnt judge the country on the case of one person! The same people are live anywhere, not only in Kazakhstan!
I guess you didn't get the memo, the little head must return to the motherland if the big head wishes to stay abroad.
Oh, gross!
Got the symbolism part (it is funny!) and since it's a 'family site' and all, but couldn't you have used a Nathan's Famous instead? Poor chicken. Now I'm gonna have to BBQ filet mignon for a month until I get the visual outta my head...
this is scarier than where I live- for sure, usually getting your penis cut off involves and angry wife :o I've been to a lot of websites today and this post takes the grand poobah award!