Kim Jong Un wins North Korea election with 100% turnout, 100% approval

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• Coming soon to Amerika.

• See what happens when you get the Illegals' vote!

• I'm sure Jimmah was there to certify a fair and ethical result was attained.

• Ok, so lets send Quagmire to Pyongyang so he can enjoy 100% popularity too.

  • Better yet, send Quagmire to Pyongyang so he can die the same death Un's uncle did.

    • Dennis took care of that.

• Must have had a democrat polling firm and democrat media campaign.

  • And used the Soros owned vote tally company.

• The people from the precincts that voted more than a hundred percent for Obama are wondering why the North Koreans are such slackers.

  • Yeah, not one rogue voter or the too hard to understand ballot made someone check the wrong box... not one.

    Oh, I'm sorry, but even though you've voted, I need to see ID for that pack of Kool's. (and yes, that was intentional)

    [sorry] meant to add this
    http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/romney-got-no-votes-in-59-philadelphia-precincts/

• Since every single person is a supporter, no doubt he feels free to roam through crowds without bodyguards.

• He must have been running against John McCain.

• The streets of Chicago are awash with the drool of envious Cook County Democrats.

• President Urkel last seen calling Kim to see how he did it.