Klingon running for U.S. Senate in North Carolina. Why not? We already have a fake Cherokee and a fake Vietnam vet in the Senate, plus a fake American in the White House and a swarm of fake Republicans buzzing around D.C. like blue bottles angling for a carcass, so a fake Klingon will feel right at home.
This post was last modified on January 31, 2021
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Pfft, phony as hell. REAL Klingons don't run for election, they assassinate their way into the position.
Real Klingons don't resign either, they take their enemies out in a blase of glory.
Not to worry folks - this guy's name will not be on the ballot. You have to write in your vote for him and there are only five people in North Carolina that know how to do that. All the republican candidate has to do to win this election is walk around, smile, say "I am not Kay Hagan" over and over and over and it will be a landslide. Trust me on this one. Until 5 weeks ago I was working at the Walmart in this guy's neighborhood. This is just one of the colorful little stories that the Observer likes to run about the weirdos in Union County. Makes them feel superior.
His campaign manager is Anne Droid.
His campaign slogan is, "Vote for me: live long and prosper."
Resistance is futile!
Nanu, Nanu.
Shazbat!
At least the fake Klingon might have some honor.
Would this be the large forehead, low intelligence voters I have been speaking of?
The problem is these clowns take votes away from real candidates, as we have seen in a couple elections, and you gotta ask yourself, who is paying for this? (I would bet a paycheck demotards have a hand in it) Dilute the vote and keep the demotard friendly Rino in office. Someone should be looking into the after election behavior of some of these folks. I mean if suddenky they pay of their mortgage, or start driving a new car or their child gets into a ivy league school, we will have the answer as to who paid them to run.
Sadly its not a RINO in the seat. Its a liberal shrill for the President who votes his way on everything.
She makes me sick.
I should have said that too, but it seems this faux candidate thing is mainly in Rino areas...
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I dislike Saint 0-where as much as I like Ronald Reagan, but I really don't think is what we want to see here. Mods?
How's that? First time I've ever censored anybody. Goes against my nature, but I hate it when liberal agitators step into conservative websites and cause trouble.
Just 'magine if our dear Nurse Ratchit had caught that here!
I wonder if we got satired? http://satireworld.com/
http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Bargis-Tryhol/1734837470
Sounds like it's time to start playing the banjos.
Wow, I really regret having clicked that link (the one in the comment section and not the story). That is profoundly disturbing and I sincerely hope we are all better than that.
Still better than Kay Hagan.