Labor big a real heavy sleeper. “He eats lunch when he arrives at work at 2 p.m. Then, like clockwork, he goes to sleep with a cup of soda on the table and the straw in it,” said Marvin Robbins, a union vice president. “Then he wakes up, looks at his watch and says, ‘I have to get out before the traffic gets bad.’ He’s usually out by 4 p.m. after being at the office two hours.” Well, as long as that soda is less than 16oz, everything’s cool.
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0-bama work ethic....
I blame liberal greed.
Did anybody factor in the charges for the forklift to get him in the doors?
Funny, did you and Elrond catch this fta
"He last made embarrassing headlines in 2009, when he inspired a City Council bill requiring jumbo-size ambulances for morbidly obese patients after he had a stroke at City Hall."
What a way to be remembered in the history books.
Marvin looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. Wouldn't want to be a pall bearer at his funeral, they'll probably have to bury him in a piano box.
Union members are forking over $1,000 plus per year while their unions waste it. Is this news to anyone with a few brain cells?
"Dinner mint?"
"Bring me a bucket."
Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
Chris Christie should hire this guy to stand next to him he looks thin.
I'm surprised Garden State lefturds haven't used stimulus money for that.
Grosss....
It is good work if you can get it.
"He said it’s normal for executives to take “power naps.” That's why farm animals sleep after they eat. Another union piece of shit and he makes over $150,000 a year? Damn this could be a job for Crowley, two hour naps, free food and pay!
Wait! I want that job! Seriously! But I demand a futon in my office. I might fall out of my killer chair.