Largest conference ever devoted to female orgasm. This weekend, Friday through Sunday, in San Francisco. Sounds great – the “Stroking Clinics” sound especially edifying – but we heard a rumor that a conference devoted to male orgasm was supposed to run concurrently except the men arrived about noon Friday, were finished by 12:15, and then left town.
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I’d like to ask the same question, but silence will fade away when the question is asked, so I’ll go to Londontransgirls
I'd like to ask the question, but silence will fall when the question is asked, so I'll go to Tgirl Plaza
Some great one liners...how about "I would be deaf if it went on that long".
"Come one, come all!"
Damn had I been thinking I would have bought a bunch of batteries at Cosco and set up a "BOB" booth...(Battery operated boyfriend)
Does that mean you vibrate when you stick them up your ass? Hahahaha...
Sorry Nss, the smartass just jumped out and I couldn't help myself!
Better a smart ass than just a plain ass...:)
My only question is would guys like us be allowed to practice at one of these conferences?
So now "orgasmic meditation conference" is the new term for "circle jerk"?
Obama is the pivot man?
Of course. You know how much he loves being the center of attention.
15 minutes!?! Is that like a marathon or something?
Once you get to my age, you will find foreplay will usually take an hour, that is coincidentally how long it takes the Viagra to work.
She's cute and all, but she could be my granddaughter. Viagra, Cealis, et al. aside...I'm just not going there.
I run stroke clinics. I guess I've been doing it wrong the whole time.
I think where a lot of us are getting it wrong is you're supposed to stroke the other person.
That's what I was talking about JP! All those women and little old me! (snicker)
Ohhhhh... so THAT'S it!!
I wonder if professional strokers, such as myself, are allowed to attend? The rookies may be afraid of the competition. (snicker)
I wonder how my "Liquor in front, Poker in the rear" t-shirt would go over at this thing?
About as well as my "I'm Not a Gynocoligist But For a Dollar I'll Take A Look" shirt would go over?