Let’s play “find the BOOGER!”

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• A man is walking down the beach and finds a bottle . He thinks , wow , maybe this is one of those genie bottles . So he rubs it and low-n-behold , out pops a genie .
  genie: You're my first customer ever , you get one wish .
  man : WHAT only one wish ?
  genie : Yes , I'm new at this and just started in the business.
  man : Ok-- well if I only have one wish , I wish for world peace , no more wars , no more fighting , eveyone loves everyone.
  genie : Man , I'm new to this , can you give me something a little easier , please .
  man : Ok , ok , my wish instead will be that you will make Hillary Clinton beautiful and everyone will like her .
  genie : Lets go back to world peace instead .

  • Makes me think of the "Simpsons" Halloween episode where Lisa wishes for world peace, and the wish is granted, and Earth is immediately overrun by Kang and Kodos, who perceive that peaceful Earth is no threat to conquest from alien planets.

• Several years ago, my older brother's wife decided that we were going to have a family portrait made. I was 19 at the time, my older brother was 27, my younger brother 13, and my older brother's twin sons 6. My sister-in-law made the proclamation that we were all going to wear pale pink shirts. The boys wore oxford shirts, but I didn't have one and wasn't going to buy a new shirt in a color that wasn't flattering to me (I'm very fair-skinned). I borrowed a pink blouse from my mom. My sister-in-law, who'd made the pink shirt command, showed up in a Kelly green sweater. I was not amused.

  This kind of reminds me of that. It was pre-decided that everyone was going to wear white shirts for the picture, probably because it looks nice, neat, uniform, and almost everyone owns a white shirt. A few employers I've had in the past have made their employees wear white shirts and black pants, for that very reason. I'd bet dollars to donuts that Hill knew about the dress code and just pretended to forget. Her "gosh, I'm so forgetful/look at me" expression in the resulting photos is like a speck of sand caught under my eyelid.

  • We have a picture like that in my family. The two oldest siblings picked the photo they wanted the painter to use, leaving me and my brother (the two youngest) looking like idiots. I was only about 16, had no fashion sense whatsoever, and because the picture was a surprise for my parents I couldn't consult with my mother. I wore a dark green three piece suit with a dark green shirt and a white tie. I looked like some Mafia don's crazy younger brother.

    The picture floats around the family as whoever possesses it waits a few years, then sneaks into another family member's house and hangs it on their living room wall. Or gifts it as a wedding present. It's truly atrocious.

  • is it on awkwardfamilyphotos.com ? Because holy sh-it.. some of that stuff just lol-kills me

  • Sorry dude, my stylus slipped on my screen.

    • Dude, Noelegy is a female type person. ;)

      • Most assuredly a female type person! It's okay, I've accidentally thumbed someone down before when I meant to thumb up.

• She's trying to tell the World Bank, "look at me...Look at me"..
  With people like her in charge, we be soooooo screwed!!!!

• Michele Bachmann got crucified in the media for a crazy eyes look on the cover of Newsweak. Hillary often has a crazy eyes look. She has it on the second and fourth pictures of the link. But because she's a Pro-Abortion secular humanist, she's portrayed as smart and not crazy. Maybe she was wearing green to witness to her enviro-religion.

  • You can't say all this and not point out a significant factor in determining Bachmann's insanity; TEA party support.

  • Take it easy on ol' Hillary 'cuz it's not that easy being green...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIcffgtzs14&feature=fvst

• Has she aged....no wonder Monica is back in the news stream....go Bill...

• She looks natural surrounded by men in white jackets

• Bill had Monica pick out the outfit for Hillary....

  • Monica was trying to find the boogers under the Oval Office desk when Bill came in and surprised her!

• I'm beginning to think she's color blind.

  • I'm also thinking she brought DWS along and they did each others hair that morning. Drapes, not the carpet ;)

    • They probably did the carpets too.

• Now I am by no means metro, and I don't normally give a rat's rear end about colors, but...

  seriously Hilary. Did you look into the mirror before you left the house/dressing room/whatever? Forget that everyone else is wearing white. That's a separate issue, if it's an issue at all. You look like you have freakin' jaundice in that color. Unless you really do, in which case I'm sorry for you and hope you get better.

  • I personally like that color, but I know better than to wear it because it'd look about like that on me. Hillary has admitted before that she doesn't have much of a sense of style. You'd think she could afford to hire a stylist or wardrobe consultant, though.

    • Or she could, I don't know, wear makeup? Wash her hair? She has returned to her college look, which was never flattering.

      • Maybe if she eats a bunch of make up she'll be pretty on the inside?

        • ,,,,,don't think so. I wish.

    • she's probably seen a lot of bizarre outfits, doing the business of State, and has lost all perspective. She looks like a Federation ambassador

      • What do you think, does she look more Klingon or Borg?

        • Lol yea have to agree with rose, given the choice.. be funny to depict the Assimilation as all outfits gradually turn from white to whatever green that is

        • Borg. Klingons have more expression.

  • For real. Could she have chosen a worse color? GAG!

    • Just another case of Clintons wanting to be noticed in the crowd.

• Her outfit kinda reminds me of the way the Chinese pols all dressed in the days of Mao.

  • That would explain why she likes the look.