‘Lone Survivor’ Marcus Luttrell Responds to Jesse Ventura’s Lawsuit Against Chris Kyle Like Only He Can

‘Lone Survivor’ Marcus Luttrell Responds to Jesse Ventura’s Lawsuit Against Chris Kyle Like Only He Can. We have nothing to say as you can’t top this.

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  • This just in to the IHTM newsroom, Former Minnesta Governor, Professional Wrestler and Female Fashion Expert, Jesse Venture released a statement today through his law firm, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. Venture is now suing the Minnesta Home for Orphans and several Minor Children, along with their dead parents for 10.8 million dollars.

    According to Ventura, a couple of the children saw a picture of Ventura From his "professional" wrestling days when he was dressed in ladies clothing and wearing a feather Boa and the children "laughed" causing Ventura great pain and anguish.

    Ventura stated that again he "is the victim" of hate and intolerance" and He (Ventura) will never be able to attend Navy Seal reunions again due to the outlandish behavior of these children. Ventura went on to say that the children also remarked he was "not a nice man" since he sued a widow.

    A trial date has been set, and jury selection is underway at the Minnesta hospital for the criminally insane in Saint Paul.

    Ventura said that he was confident he would win again and would not be the victim or any more widows or orphans.

    Venture refused to answer any reporters questions and left escourted by his lawyers for a shopping trip to "Pansy Mart" In Minneapolis.

    • I guess his next move is to take posession of the orphanage and kick the kiddies out on the streets when he win his lawsuit. What a class act. He's taking a vacation to Disneyland and Knottsberry Farm to celebrate with his winnings too.

  • Ventura has no class but we all knew this. So when karma comes his way hope it cleans out his bank accounts leaving him homeless and penniless.

  • "If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember this: you can never be a bigger POS than Jesse Ventura!"

  • He's not a Navy SEAL, he's a Navy Weasel.

    Have you ever caught his conspiracy show? Let it go....