Magic Johnson launches new TV network. The new channel is called “Aspire.” A better name would be “Conspire” since it’s the direct result of Maxine Waters and Eric Holder strong-arming Comcast into giving Magic and 9 other “minorities” their own networks. What’s next, a New Black Panthers channel called “Bludgeon?”
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It's gonna look like Sanford and Son..Charlie Rangel playing Fred, Maxine Waters playing Crazy Aunt Ester, Magic as Lamont, and a regular cast of misfits, weezers and losers as guest stars, Al Shapton As a used car dealer, Jessie Jackson as the neighborhood pervert, Barack Obama as the garbage man, Eric Holder as the neighbor hood cop who takes payoffs and gives free guns to the neighbor hood kiddies...That's just one show, I am sure the rest of the lineup would be just as entertaining till the whole thing goes under.
:) :) :) Great imagination NSS.
Barack Obama as the garbage man
Ala Scatman Caruthers on Chico and the Man? ;-)
Their premium show will feature the Al Sharpton comedy hour. He's a clown who pukes up BS anyway!
And the Tawana Brawley show, which teaches you how to not be "manipsnaped" by hucksters like Sharpton.
At least this guy'll find work - albeit temporary, when the network's funds dry up from a lack of advertising revenue.
What a talk show host he'll make:
https://www.ihatethemedia.com/judge-judy-schools-a-tax-eater
Could the silver lining to this "news" be that with new programs like this mean that we will see less programming favoring mental midgets on the regular TV channels ?
I wish.
Another place for all that stimulus money to go when Johnson and company cant line up sponsorship.
HA!! The Black Panther Channel line up: The Intimi-Dating Game, Malcolm X-Factor, Dancing Behind Bars...
Or Little Prison On The Prarie or Cheaters & Repeaters.
Magic Johnson? Sounds like it's gonna be a porn channel.