Man Applies for Marriage License to Have Two Wives

Man Applies for Marriage License to Have Two Wives. Didn’t take very long did it?

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  • Now I'm waiting for the first Muslim to apply for a license to marry his goat.

    • Marry his goat for pleasure, but marry four wives, preferably six-year olds because that's how old Mohammed's favorite 'wife' was, when he first raped her. The idea that he waited until she was nine, is Muslim cult mythology! He was the Father of Pedophilia! The four wives will produce many sons he can bugger, while he's waiting for his six year old 'princess' to grow up!

  • No, it didn't take long and all in all not surprised. We are going to see people marrying objects very soon and their animals. Very soon pedophiles are going to want to know why they can't be accepted as they are as they were born that way and they as citizens should also have the right to be married to anyone they want. This country and the world is going on decline far faster that I thought... a lot of people agree that too many things are happening at the same time and too quickly... we will see.

      • Talking to my Mom this morning about that. The Sodom and Gomorrah story has a lot of very interesting elements.

        Too long to get into all of them, but G-D was willing to spare those cities and the region for ten people, so we can hope that we have more than 10 people in this country (world) that G-D would spare the world a bit longer.

        It was through negotiations, though that He was willing to spare the region for 10 people. Who is negotiating for us? Nobody. At least that we know of.

        Unless of course Jesus Christ or the Lord Holy Spirit are in these negotiations, to stay the anger of the Lord G-D. We just don't know.

        So what I was telling Mom is that sure we can feel good about the fact that there are more than ten people so perhaps destruction is not imminent... but since we cannot know if someone is negotiating for us nor can we know the number... we need to be prepared for the Lord's anger to consume the world at any moment.

        Scary? Sure... but whatever man... I ain't missing this world.

  • Since it is Montana I am wondering why number two was not a sheep? Montana, where men are men, women are scarce and sheep are nervous.....

    John Roberts, are you paying attention to the Clusterf*ck you created?

  • Any woman who stands there at a ceremony watching her husband marry another woman is a spineless, subhuman dish-rag.

    And what I don't get about a polygamous wedding ceremony is... what the hell are you promising?

    All I can think of is the wedding of Ming the Merciless. "Do you take this woman to be your empress of the hour? Do you promise to use her as you will? And not to blast her into space? ...until such time as you grow weary of her!"

    • Exactly. Not sure that the idea of loyalty and fidelity means anything when you take in more than one spouse... I can understand the human reasons for polygamy, but I don't agree with them. Any woman that CAN LIVE ON HER OWN and stand on her own and be on her own successfully (even if rearing children) and decides instead to be with a man that wants or has another wife is an idiot or something terrible else is wrong with her.

      • Sociologically speaking, polygamy makes sense in a warrior* culture that has no regard for human life; it creates a surplus of young men who have no hope of a fulfilling relationship. They resort to buggery, fanaticism, and homicidally risk-taking behavior in an effort to win the reproduction lottery.

        Sounds like another day in Shariah law-country.

        * note -- there is a huge difference between a warrior culture and a military culture. A warrior culture values death in battle, while the military culture values accomplishing its objectives using military force and tactics.

  • Why would any sane man want two wives? Get a hobby instead of getting another wife.

    • No no no. Two wives is bad news. They will gang up on you and make your life miserable. You are of course, better off with no wives, but then next best is three. At least one of them probably wont have a headache or be pissed off at you.

    • I couldn't take the one I had and damn sure don't want another one. My mind could be changed though. If she was about 30, prettier than Cindy Crawford, was rich, and her father owned a string of liquor stores. Oh, and she would have to be a deaf/mute too. (snicker)